Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side,
我以為大家都支持我
but I went and blew it,
可是我卻搞砸了
all sky high
天空高遠
and now she wont even spare a passing glance
現在她不會再多看我一眼
all just because I (rip) ripped my pants.
而這都是因為我扯破了我的褲子
(Whole band singing)
（樂隊開始唱）
When big Lary came round just to put him down
大個子拉里讓海綿寶寶出了醜
Spongebob turned into a clown
他丟盡了臉
and no girl ever wants to dance
沒有女孩會想要
with a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
和一個扯破自己褲子的傻子舞蹈
(Spongebob singing)
（海綿寶寶唱）
I know I shouldnt mope around,
我知道我不應該這樣百無聊賴
I shouldnt curse
我不應該這樣罵人
but the pain feels so much worse
但這痛苦實在讓人無法忍
Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
因為惹惱別人一點都不搞笑
then a burn from the sun
然後太陽灼燒
or sand in your buns....
沙子撒到漢堡上

Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget
現在我學到了我難以忘記的一課
so listen and you wont regret
所以請仔細聽，不然你會後悔的
be true to yourself
做真實的自己
dont miss your chance
不要錯失良機
and you wont end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS
這樣你才不會變成一個扯破自己褲子的傻子
(riiip)
（撕扯）