Oh, Biology

Im ace at all anatomies and master of dissection
An expert chef who wields an expert knife
But still, I sense a gremlin in the system of perfection
There clearly are still mysteries to life
Its kingdom file class item
Its order family genus
It all comes back to me like childs play
When she leans over my shoulder there in all her long and leanness
It cuts my heart of knowledge clean away
I try to keep a focused mind and steady hand
Ooh, keep focused, ooh, keep steady
But the rhythm of my heart is like a country western band
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, biology!
What have you done to me?
Why cant my grown-up brain control my teenage parts?
OH, biology!
Why wont you let me be?
Why cant you be humane and still our beating hearts?
Before the cutting starts
Huh, shyeah. Ellie, check it. Hahaha, man!
Hes inert and inarticulate (Ooh)
A specimen of truant (Ooh)
And though were both fifteen, hes much to young (Ooh)
Much too young
My amygdala is fully formed, my frontal lobe is fluent (Ooh, ooh)
And pheromones go foxing with my tongue
Thats totes amaze, Im way impressed, like, sweet technique
Holy cow!
Um, like totally, um, thanks
Good lord, now cant I even speak?
Oh, biology! (Oh, biology!)
What have you done to me? (Done to me!)
My over forty soul is in a teen cliche (Teen cliche!)
Oh , biology! (Biology!)
Why wont you set me free? (Set me free!)
Cause Im not in control and hunger has its say (Hunger has its say)
And hormones have their way
Focus Blake, focus
Hey, take a look at Ellie Blake
She does this lab work great
For Kermit there, he had no chance
That girl is on my nerves today, I better set her straight
Its fun to make a dead frog dance!
I never knew that Ellie Blake was such a science wiz
Shes smart, of course, so it makes sense
But somethings up with her today, I dont know what it is
Shes like on fire, shes so intense
Hes so intense!
Its so intense!
And Im so danced!
Oh, biology!
Look what youve done to me!
My heart is in a pan, my brain is out to sea
Oh, biology!
Why wont you let me be?
Please help me if you can, please hear my painful plea
Biology
Biology
Biology
Please set me free
Set me free
Uuuuhhhhh