Lezbehonest

[Skit:]Oh
*******t, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours.
What the *** ***s up with these ******es?
I got ****** for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some *******!?
****** You aint even gay.[Verse 1:]
She got a
Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song.
Kissed a girl and liked it, now shes swearin off the ding dong.
Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly ******y, now
Madonna scorin
Britney now the ****** is strictly licky.
Suck a ******, suck a titty, she dont really give a ******, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin lucky.
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriends futon, hidden valley, tossin salad, lickin on a crouton.
No shame in this fake ****** game, swervin in and out of traffic, never stayin in her own lane.
She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the ****** will go down eatin you.[Chorus:]
Be actin
Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the ******* out yo mouth.
You love the peter!
****** dont lie.
You love the ******!
Dont even try.
No more pooter!
No more coochie!
VaJayJay time to say good bye.[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by,
Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-*******rts, wrestlin in cool whip.
Flash a nipple, slap a ******* for attention.
Just turned eighteen, now she on a ****** mission.
Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger.
Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin like its
Kimbo. Put in on the
YouTube. The pictures on the
Myspace, just so
I can peep it, wish the *** *** would sit on my face.
Two straight broads tongue kissin by the swimmin pool, fake dyke ******es eatin coochie cause its cool.[Chorus:]
Be actin
Lezbehonest .
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the ******* out yo mouth.
****** you know you want it, dont say that you dont want it.
****** you know you want it, dont say that you dont want it.
****** you know you want it, dont say that you dont want it.
****** you know you want it.
****** you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now youre lickin on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasnt screwin
Now Im massed out with no luck, cant even get my ****** sucked.
Jerkin off in the corner watchin her and you ******.[Verse 3:]
Dont get your panties twisted, *******t
I love them freaky ******es.
Daisy chains, runnin trains, girl on girl and ******* fistin.
All Im rally tryin to say, girl just dont claim your ass is gay.
I laid the pipe the other day and * ***** your girlfriend the other day.
Tell the truth, dont even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip cause little girls dont come equipped.
****** please, you aint right , what you really tryin to prove carpet muchin, donkey punchin cause you claim youre so confused.
Yeah I push my ****** on hard to see you sixty-ninin neden.
But to rise up on your cake wont be the case up at your weddin.
Put in perspective cut the act you aint no le******ian, just a trick who love the ****** but
Perpetrate a le******ian.[Chorus:]
Be actin
Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the ******* out yo mouth.
You love the peter!
****** dont lie.
You love the ******!
Dont even try .
No more pooter!
No more coochie!
VaJayJay time to say good bye.[Skit:]
After all, were just two lonely ******es on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
Youll be a new woman when
Im finished working on you.