I never was a cool kid
我從來就不是什麼酷炫小子
No one ever really gave a damn
沒有一個人來鳥我
what I did
我到底在幹什麼
I liked to party
我喜歡混派對
but I never got invited
但我從來沒被人邀請過
Alone again, so me, myself and I
又一次我和我自己獨自一個人寂寞
Tried karaoke
唱卡拉OK
But they told me I was only ok
但我的朋友都說我唱得只能還算OK
I guess I never shoulda sang Beyonce Or MJ
我想我根本不該唱什麼碧昂斯和MJ
So I dropped the mic
所以甩掉了麥克
Oh yeah '(^o^ )/
歐耶
All the people in the bar turned round
酒吧所有人都轉了過來
and stared
然後一臉懵B的看著我
I was on my knees
我跪在舞台上
and whipping round my hair
狂甩我的頭髮灰常的嗨！
And I knew day that I was winning
我知道這樣很中二但是我已經贏了
Close my eyes and see the crowd
閉上雙眼幻想著台下歡呼的人群
But my fingers don't make any sound
但我手指沒有彈出一點聲音出來
My air guitar
這就是哥的空氣吉他！ ！ ！
I keep it with me night and day
它陪伴我每一天每一夜！
You won't believe the way
你一定不敢想像我是怎麼彈它的
that I can play
我一彈它那畫面嗨得你不敢看
My air guitar, air guitar
這就是哥的空氣吉他！傳說中的空氣吉他！
Like this
就像醬紫！
(Bom chicka wah wah) (/≥▽≤/)
In my head I am a rockstar
在我的幻境裡我是個搖滾巨星
And I probably date a popstar
和那些流行歌手約會
A popstar and a model on the side
或者和模特約會也不錯
I know I'll never make it
我知道我永遠也做不到
But tonight I'm good enough to fake it
但今晚足以讓我爽翻！
Bend an imaginary string and break it,
彈著幻想的吉他然後乾壞它
replace it
接著換個吉他繼續
In the backstage of my mind
在這個我心中的舞台嗨！ ！
But I know my friends
但我知道我的小伙伴們
All think I'm living such a lie
都覺得我中二病又犯了
But the lie they think
但是這個感覺
I'm living get's me high
讓我爽上雲霄的嗨！
It's the gift that keeps on giving
這可是我一直付出得到的最爽的回報
Close my eyes and see the crowd
閉上雙眼感受人群在舞台下狂歡
But my fingers don't make any sound
但我手指上沒有彈出一點聲音
My air guitar
這就是哥的空氣吉他！ ！ ！
Jimmy Page and Brian May
JP和BM
Won't believe the way that I can play
他們都不敢相信我這麼會玩空氣吉他
My air guitar, air guitar
哥的空氣吉他！時尚時尚最時尚！
Like this
就像這樣！
You think there's nothing there
你覺得那裡連根毛都沒有
It's simply made of air
但它可是由天地之氣集洪荒之力鍛造而成的空氣吉他呀
You laugh but you're just scared
你嘲笑只是因為你害怕
Try it if you dare
如果夠膽你也來爽一下！
Air guitar
空氣吉他！ ！ ！ (PД`q｡)・！
Air guitar
空氣吉他！ ！ ！ (PД`q｡)・！
I take it with me everywhere
無論何時何地我都帶著它！
Yeah,
耶！
but you don't even know it's there
但你甚至不知道它就在那裡
My air guitar, air guitar
這就是空氣吉他！這就是哥的空氣吉他！
Close my eyes and see the crowd
閉上雙眼感受人群在舞台下狂歡
But my fingers don't make any sound
但我手指上沒有彈出一點聲音
My air guitar
彈的就是傳說中的空氣吉他！
I keep it with me night and day
它陪伴著我每日每夜
You won't believe the way that I can play
你都不敢相信我怎麼玩空氣吉他
My air guitar, air guitar
我的空氣吉他！在空氣中摩擦摩擦！
Like this
就像這樣！
Like this
就是這樣！
Air Guitar