statistics
Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
好了好了
如果你不知道你處在什麼位置那麼這個數據會告訴你
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
我是你的老師LYFE JENNINGS
翻開書開始吧！
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
25％的男人不專情
Books out. Let's go!
25％的男人不講信用
25% of all men are unstable
30％的男人都心口不一
然後10％的男人裡面有20個都是gay
25% of all men can't be faithful
那麼你只有10％的機會去尋找你們的真命天子
30% of them don't mean what they say
那就意味著你需要認真記住我說的話
我要教你怎麼去揭穿那90％的男人
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
和怎麼找到那10％的男人
不要讓人隨意玩弄
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
如果他不尊重你那他也不會對你很寬容
如果他劈腿了
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
如果他欺騙了那個女孩那麼同樣他也會這樣對你
告訴他你是單身主義者
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
如果他想要你的好處他就不得不去為之努力
努力成為你找的那種人
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
不要眼光太高
數據說明
Don't be a booty call
15％的男人都是不簡單的
15％的男人都不注重安全性生活
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
20％的男人都沒有父親
所以這裡有一半的機會你會嫁給一個懦夫
If he's in a relationship
你洗澡的時候仔細想想
喝水的時候仔細想想
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
我要教你怎麼揭穿那90％的男人
和怎麼找到那10％的男人
Tell him that you're celibate
不要讓人隨意玩弄
如果他不尊重你那麼他也不會對你很寬容
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
如果他劈腿了
如果他欺騙了那個女孩那麼同樣他也會這樣對你
Be the person you wanna find
告訴他你是單身主義者
如果他想要你的一些好處他就不得不為之努力
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
努力成為你想找的那種人
不要眼光太高
STATISTICS!
數據說明
耐心一點他在等你
15% of all men got a complex
你不用太有負擔
15% of all men don't practice safe ***
拋開過去
20% of them come from homes without a father
給你一個支柱
不要再沉默不語
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
要有計劃
多點耐心
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
時間仍然在等你
不要讓人隨意玩弄
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
如果他不尊重你那麼他也不會對你很寬容
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
如果他劈腿了
如果他欺騙了那個女孩那麼同樣他也會這樣對你
and show you what to do to keep the other 10
告訴他你是單身主義者
如果他想要你的一些好處他就不得不為之努力
Don't be a booty call
努力成為你想找的那種人
不要眼光太高
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
數據說明
數據說明
If he's in a relationship
數據說明
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
STATISTICS !
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being a silent phone yourself!
Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies hegon't have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
STATISTICS!
STATISTICS!
STATISTICS!