lookin after no. 1

The world owes me a living
Ive waited on this dole queue too long
Ive been standin in the rain for fifteen minutes
Thats a quarter of an hour too long.
Ill take all they can give me
And then Im gonna ask for more
Cos the moneys buried deep in the bank of
England And
I want the key to the vault
CHORUS: Im gonna take your money
Count your loss when
Im gone.
Im alright,
Jack, Im lookin after number one.
If I want something
I get it Dont matter what
I have to do
Ill step on your face, on your mothers grave
Never underestimate me
Im nobodys fool (repeat chorus)
Dont wanna be like you.
Dont wanna live like you.
Dont wanna talk like you, at all.
Dont give me love thy neighbour
Dont give me charity
Dont give me peace and love or the good lord above
You only get in my way with your stupid ideas
I am an island
Entire of myself
And when I get old, older than today
Ill never need anybodys help in any way. (repeat chorus)
Dont wanna be like you.
Dont wanna live like you.
Dont wanna talk like you, at all.
Im gonna be like
Im gonna be like
Im gonna be like
ME!