o Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world/
All other countries are run by little girls/
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium/
Other countries have inferior potassium/
Kazakhstan home of **** *** swimming pool./
Its length 30 meter, width six meter/
Filtration system a marvel to behold/
It remove 18% of human solid waste/
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place./
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan./
A very nosy people with bone in their brain./
Kazakhstan industry best in world ./
We invented toffee and trouser pants./
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region./
Except of course for Turkmenistan./
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place./
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./
Come grasp the mighty ***** of our leader./
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!/