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My wife has a charge card
That I got her the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
That's just for yesterday
I said, 'Honey, here's a present, go out and shop aroundGet a couple of dresses and browse around downtown'
She did just what
I told her, bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me
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A Bank of
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A Bank of
America card
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A Bank of
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I said, 'Did you get your dresses?'
She said, 'Yes, one or twoBut I had to get me some shoes and I neededSome jewelry too'
She had $200 dresses
That I could have made and
I can't sew
Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
And I thought you so and so
I said, 'What about the jewelry? '
As calmly as
I couldShe said, 'Honey, you'll love themThey're pure African wood'
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A Bank of
America card
Master Charge
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A Bank of
America card
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A Bank of
America card
Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!
She said, 'They were $200 and I paidOne and a half'
I just didn't believe it
I was so mad
I had to laugh
I could see it in my mind
On a horse like
Paul Revere
I check my mail box'
Cause these bills keep coming here.
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Master Charge
A Bank of
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of
America card
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