Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Yeah
耶~
A used pink bathrobe
我有一件二手的粉色浴袍
A rare mint snow globe
一個嶄新的玻璃雪花球
A Smurf T-V tray
還有一套藍精靈光盤
I bought on eBay
都是在eBay上買的
My house is filled with this crap
我的家裡淨是這些破爛
Shows up in bubble wrap
躺在氣泡墊裡從未拆封
Most every day
每天都是如此
What I bought on eBay
都是在eBay上買的
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
告訴我為什麼還要一個寵物雞
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
告訴我為什麼要買那個精靈鬧鐘
Tell me why ( I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
告訴我為什麼要競標夏特納的老式假髮

They had it on eBay它們在eBay上有唄
I'll buy your knick-knack
給我看看你的小玩意兒
Just check my feedback
回頭再留心我的評論
'A++!' they all say“
給個好評吧”他們說
They love me on eBay
我是eBay的優質客戶
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
想買一套稍微破損的高爾夫球袋
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies , new with tag)
想買一些帶新標籤的豆豆玩偶
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
可終於在eBay上找到賣家了
Found him on eBay
是一群素未謀面的挪威伙計
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
我是eBay的競標高手
With two seconds left to go, whoa
在最後一秒截胡你喔噢~
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
PayPal或Visa隨便你挑
As long as I've got the dough
我的錢馬上就會到位
I'll buy your tchotchkes
給我看看你的小玩意兒
Sell me your watch, please
拜託賣給我你的表
I'll buy ( I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
我要買~買~買~買~
I'm highest bidder now
我是出價最高者
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
垃圾不斷郵寄過來
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
來自世界各地的舊貨市場
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
嘿一個《正義先鋒》的煙灰缸
Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay)
歐耶終於在eBay上搞到了
Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
想買一個吃豆人午餐盒
Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
想買一雙優質直筒襪
Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
想買Dr. Dre用過的紙巾
(Found it on eBay)
去eBay上找吧
Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
想買一張法拉.福賽特的海報
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
一個糖果盒和烤麵包機
(Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
不知道你為什麼把這些玩意兒扔掉
(I'll buy on eBay)
我都會在eBay上買下來
What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why -why-why
這些都是在eBay上買的