Cut The Cake
When I heard the news
當我聽到這個消息
I nearly lost my breath
我幾乎失去了呼吸
My heart stopped
我的心停止了
And I held my chest
按著我的胸膛
How could it be true, how could it be true?
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
我買了十份報紙
I bought ten copies of the paper
盡量買了所有的報紙
Tried to buy them all
但他們不允許
But they wouldn't let me
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
How could it be true, how could it be true?
裁剪剪輯
紙片貼滿了我的牆
Cut out the clip
我把它帶去工作
And wallpapered my wall
去複制我可以貼滿整棟房子
I took it to work
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
To make copies so I could paper the whole house
我掃描過
How could it be true, how could it be true?
所以我可以把它展示給我外地的朋友
我給編輯寫了封信
I scanned it too
表揚了他
So I could show it to my out-of-town friends
他們忘記的名字
I wrote a letter to the editor
他們沒有回答的問題
To give praise and a mention
那些他們沒有回答的問題
To the names they forgot
所以一個人做什麼
And the answers they didn't question
擁有這一切榮耀
And those answers they didn't question
聘請公關公司
So what's one to do
訴說其餘的故事
With all this fame and glory
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
Hire a PR firm
快速寫下來
To tell the rest of the story
所以我可以做四點的新聞
How could it be true, how could it be true?
我知道這只是當地
但如果這是他們所選擇的
Write it down quick
我們晚餐後會慶祝
So I can make the 4 o'clock news
也許跳舞
I know it's only local
誰切蛋糕？
But if it’s what they choose
沒有任何警告
We’ll celebrate over dinner,
誰切蛋糕？
Maybe dancing too
用我的特製的刀
切成小塊放進每個人的盤子裡
Who cut the cake?
誰切蛋糕？
Without any warning
沒有任何警告
Who cut the cake?
誰切蛋糕？
With my special knife
用我的特製的刀
Into tiny little pieces for every fella's wife
切成小塊放進每個人的盤子裡
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
Who cut the cake?
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
Without any warning
怎麼可能是真的，怎麼可能是真的？
Who cut the cake?
With my special knife
Into tiny little pieces for every fella's wife
How could it be true, how could it be true?
How could it be true, how could it be true?
How could it be true, how could it be true?