Male: Oh Max,
男：噢，Max（狗的名字，下同）
We go everywhere together.
我們總是一起出去
Right boy?
是吧乖寶貝？
女聲：在Petstuffers（寵物填充？），我們知道只有這個可憐的男人和他的愛犬之間的關係，
Female: At Petstuffers we know there's nothing more then a relationship between man and his dog,
有的時候你就是不能放棄
Sometimes you just can't let go.
男：Max！
你為什麼不吃你的食物啊！
Male: Max!
這已經連續兩週了！
You didn't eat your food!
Max你還好嗎？
That's the second week in a row!
女聲：當這種難以啟齒的事情發生以後，只要把你的四條腿的朋友放在冰箱或冰櫃裡
Max?!
然後打電話給Petstuffers
我們將在一周內到達那裡接他
Female: When the unspeakable happens just put your four legged friend in the fridge or freezer,
在不到一個月的時間裡，他就會恢復如初
Then call Petstuffers.
通過源自古埃及的蟆法以及動物標本剝制術
We'll be there within a week to pick him up,
你將和你最忠實的朋友永遠的在一起
And in less than a month he'll be back good as new.
男：這才對嘛！真是一條乖狗狗！
Through and ancient Egyptian miracle process called Taxidermy,
女聲：Petstuffers（寵物填充公司）！
You and your best friend will always be together.
有時候你不能放手
很快就會有祖父母
Male: Yea, that's a good dog!
接下來的時間是浪漫的費爾南多的個人抒情時間
Female: Petstuffers!
When you just can't let go,
And coming soon Grandparents forever.
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