diamond Joe

Now Theres a man youll hear about
Most anywhere you go,
And his holdings are in
Texas And his name is
Diamond Joe.
And he carries all his money
In a diamond-studded jar.
He never took much trouble
With the process of the law.
I hired out to
Diamond Joe, boys,
Did offer him my hand,
He gave a string of horses
So old they could not stand.
And I nearly starved to death, boys,
He did mistreat me so,
And I never saved a dollar
In the pay of
Diamond Joe.
Now his bread it was corn dodger
And his meat you couldnt chaw,
Nearly drove me crazy
With the waggin of his jaw.
And the tellin of his story,
Mean to let you know
That there never was a rounder
That could lie like
Diamond Joe. [Instrumental]
Now, I tried three times to quit him,
But he did argue so
Im still punchin cattle
In the pay of
Diamond Joe.
And when Im called up yonder
And its my time to go,
Give my blankets to my buddies
Give the fleas to
Diamond Joe.