Kissing Bandit
******* like *******z to dog them out
So Im here to let you know what they all about
Dont hesitate to smack her
She likes when you mack her
Play the Romeo role and shell crush you like crackers
Nine days, nights, dont come twice
You gotta stay in control and on top
You get two for one and at the same price
Or get dropped like potatos
Mack on your ho, youve got to mack on your ho
And heres how to be real playa
Youve got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho
************ aint nothin but meat on a stick
Only job in life is to please a ************
Dont ever let her forget that you run ************t
And if she get outta line that ass gone get kicked
Playas got hos for every day of the week
All under control and all like to freak
************ aint nothin but nasty, sleazy
Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy
Be my ho and
Ill be your pimp
Cool *******z strut, the lame a limp
Betta make my money seven days a week
And if somebody ask, you my freak
Because..[chorus]
Yellow freaks like black ************ daddy
So pull down your panties and show me that fanny
Your girls a ho, but still you claim her
Wild as a beast only
I can tame her
She tole me herself she like the ************
I threwHit the ************ so hard turned her ass black and blue
Add another to my collection, her ******* was weak
Tryin to fall in love sucka with a stone cold freak
******* dont like that, thats why you mackon em
Kick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on em
All day, all night till they do you rightcause a ******* like me a just ******* your wife
For nothin, and nuttin in her ass is my pleasure
Leave a dirty ass rubber in your room on your dresser
Thats my trademark,
I broke your wifes heart
But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start cause..[chorus]
Im the ******g kissing bandit in your neighborhood
I ******* your wife like she wish you would
When you come in,
I leave out
I even got a set of keys to your house
She said I was the only man who made her cum right
While you was out cheatin
I was ******g her all night
No shame to my game, ******* dame after dame
You was lovin her one night and she called you my name
See I dont give a ******* about your wife you see
She aint cheatin on me,
Im the ban
D-I-TWho can resist, no ho can resistcause
Im the ******g kissing bandit and my ************ is priceless
I might be your foe,
I might be your boy
I know I ****** your ho and
I brought her much joy cause..[chorus]
Im making ******* cum like rainy days
One wet ***** ******* ****** a hundred ways
In less than an hour ************ is lovin the thought of me
Her **** ******** so watery,
I guess I ought to be
On my way, before
I leave you say '
I bring you joy and you wish
Idstay .'
But I cant
I got to roll, my job is done
Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum
Im the K-
I-S-S-B-A-
N-D-I-T****** *******z ******* is my ******g hobby
I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy
And my style of ******, your man cant copy
Havin wet dreams scream, be a dream for
EshamToday
I felt like rain ,
I made your ho cum
To sum it all up,
Im a bad mother *******
Turnin innocent girls into freaky ********** ** suckers
Today its all loose and you dont understand it
Your girl got ****** by the kissing bandit