Calling Cards

A sorting office in the
Old Kent Road
Caters from coast to most
A nice little number if youre out of work
And arent the sort to boast
Youre in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job
Im your man to see
Ill sit Ill listen
Ill not say a word
The less said would be best for we
Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, Ive been a naughty boy
We dont want to mark each others card
Except the one you need
I need you and your returns to help
Build my company
My twins work
Brighton on a sunny day
They cover town with the shake of a hand
On a high come back cause of no come back
Now theyre working in the promised land
Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, Ive been a naughty boy
The Allied
Irish, The
Cyprus Bank
India Bank,
The Bank of
TurkeyUnited
Bank, The
Peoples Bank
To catch the worm you got to be up early
Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office
Clear out of town
For every problem theres a solution
And I can do without constitution
Dealing cards from the
Old Kent Road
Ive been checked up on my heavy load
You can go but be back soon
Ill have some work for you to groom
Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
Ooh, Ive been a naughty boy
Trustees Bank,
Barclays
BankThe Nat
West Bank,
The Midland
BankThe Bank
Of Scotland,
Williams and
GlynsBureau de
Change, The
Peoples Bank
Ooh, what a lotof naughty boys
Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, Ive been a naughty boy