Ironic

(originally by Alanis Morrissette)
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
Its a black fly in your
Chardonnay
Its a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isnt it ironic... dont you think
Its like rain on your wedding day
Its a free ride when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
Who wouldve thought... it figures
Mr. Play It
Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isnt this nice...'
And isnt it ironic... dont you think
Its like rain on your wedding day
Its a free ride when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
Who wouldve thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everythings okay and everythings going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when youre already late
A no -smoking sign on your cigarette break
Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Its meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isnt it ironic.. .dont you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah,
I really do think...
Itslike rain on your wedding day
Its a free ride when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
Who wouldve thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out