One More Last Chance

She was standing at the front door
When i came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin pin in the right
She said youve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you dont listen to my preachin boy
Im goin to have to beat you half to death
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say were through
I know i drive you crazy baby
Its the best that i can do
Were just some good ol boys, a makin noise
I aint a runnin round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say were through
First she hid my glasses
cause she knows that i cant see
She said you aint goin nowhere boy
til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said theres a party goin on down here
Well she mightve took my car keys
But she forgot about my old john deere
So give me just a one more last chance
Before you say were through
I know i drive you crazy baby
Its the best that i can do
Were just some good ol boys, a makin noise
I aint a runnin round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say were through