Mona Lisa
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
大家嗨起來，這是Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
你們都知道我周游過世界吧？
But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
但今天我要瘋狂一下
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
我在還有一刻鐘到中午12點時在巴黎降落
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
能見到她真是太激動了，我直接就前往了盧浮宮
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
我聽說過她的盛世美艷，所以我買了我的門票
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
推推擠擠到了隊伍的最前端
And I couldn't believe what I saw
我被我眼前所見到的事物驚呆了
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
Mona Lisa ，你就是一坨被誇上天了的翔
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
你有著糟糕的時尚品味，和你那像死鯊一般的眼睛
And a smirk like you 're hiding a ****
還有著一個像自己藏著一個男人的大鳥一樣的笑容
What the **** is this garbage?
這TM是什麼垃圾東西？
Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
Mona Lisa，你是最基本的綠茶婊
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
風塵苦旅來看你一眼
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
這就是誘購吧，你簡直太醜了
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
我在開羅降落，只為欣賞金字塔
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
我在那裡看到了什麼？一堆又髒又破的磚頭
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
遍地都是垃圾，還有一股令個人噁心的氣味
The smell was that of a camel's ass
那氣味來源於駱駝的屁股
But even that wasn't as bad as
但這一切都勝於
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Mona Lisa， 你被金字塔完爆
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
有人能向我解釋清楚，為什麼整個世界
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
都為一個《垃圾桶小子》而瘋狂嗎
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
看起來就像個《垃圾桶小子》
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
達芬奇一定吹了某個藝術歷史學家的大鳥
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
才能讓這個長得像未烤熟的麵包的女子
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
跑到歷史油畫榜的第一名
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Mona Lisa，我需要知道
Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
你的眉毛TM跑哪裡去了，我真的很想知道
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
你那大扁土豆腦門上都可以降落直升機了
Get this chick some Rogaine
給這妞拿點Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
你看起來就像膨脹的死屍一樣
I'm an American man, this is my native land
我是個美國男子，這裡是我的家鄉
Where no one lies about paintings
這裡沒有人為油畫撒謊
But that's not the case in France
但法國就不這樣了
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
那裡有裸女跳舞，她們還都看起來像Dennis Franz一樣
You're so mangy, Mona
Mona你很污穢
Hair part wider than a country road
頭髮縫比鄉村路還要寬
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
除非你算上貓，她就是單身死去的
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
Mona Lisa很糟，啦啦啦啦