Labrador

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Daisy, you
Shouldn't do the things you do
But you're just so incapable of changing
You lie so well
I could never even tell
What were facts in your artful rearranging
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But I came back for more
And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in
Cause I'm a Labrador
And I run
When the gun
Drops the dove again
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When we first met
I was glad to be your pet
Like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie
But fetching sticks
Was the best I had for tricks
You got bored
You got mad then you got crazy
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But I came back for more
And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in
Cause I'm a Labrador
And I run
When the gun
Drops the dove again
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Daisy, daisy, give me your answer
Daisy, daisy, do…
Remember good old Maisie how she waited at the
Stairs for you
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Daisy, dear
I could almost shed a tear
But let's shine in the time we have remaining
You're a tough old gal
But a dog is just a pal
And believe me, my dear,
I'm not complaining
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Cause I came back for more
Cause I knew even you
Did the best you could
And I'm a Labrador
And with me, you could see
It was understood
That I'd come back for more

Cause I'm a Labrador
The loyal Labrador

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