****in' Wit Uh Houseparty
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" (4X)
It all started on a Saturday night
I was at the Tilt, faded off a eightball
When I got the phone call
I recognized the voice right off the bat
Octavia, a.k.a. the neighbor-hood-rat
I used to run up in her but I had to play broke
Cause the ***** was known to twist
Mo' than hundred spokes
Talkin' bout a party she was givin'
And ****** was dippin'
She wanted me and my crew to come through
And I couldn't find CJ, Toones was out of town
And Mack and Cube
Wasn't out nowhere to be found
And all that bendin' solo s**t
Played out with Cooley High
Even in the movie
Damon caught a black eye *****!
Ain't no peace treaty ************s is losin'
In nineteen-ninety-eight
Ain't too many ****** trucin'
So what makes you think I'm comin' out tonight ho?
You must be on Triple D:
****, **** and Dynamite
She kept claimin' that security was tight
And if I came, we'd both be comin' tonight
So I jumped off my kizznouch
Grabbed a coat and my coat
Picturin' my **** all down this ***** throat
Loaded up my heater, took the black nina
Jumped in my rizzide, headed for the Westside
Rolling in the rigga with the naughty
Bumpin' "Flashlight" fool, headed for the party
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" Uh-huh, uh-huh
****in' with house party
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" S**t ain't safe
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" Kids don't try this at home
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!"
It's going down
The music got the whole block blastin'
And all I see is t*****s and *****es with big asses
I couldn't make it through, I had to go back
And park around the corner
Cause the street was packed
So now I'm bailin' to the party
Eyes damn near shut
Heater on my side, plus I'm high as ****
Straight trippin' off 40's, hoodrats and s**t
With ****** names tatted on they ankles and wrists
And all these Cutlasses next to
Empty bottles of Hennesey
An early indication of gangbangin' activity
Got to the do', no security in sight
Just ****** ridin' on me
What that whoopty-woop like?
I felt like I straight mark, walkin' in the house
Gettin' punked by ****** too young to get
In Magic Mountain
So I rolled back on 'em, right on the spot
Told 'em, "**** your set!"
That's when I heard the music stop
"Hey ***** what that stand for on your arm?"
"Ni-****** havin' cash"
"You mean ****** havin' a collision"
"Get that *****!"
"Don't let that ***** fall!
Don't let him fall!"
Stretched out on the flo', getting ****ed up
All I saw was knucklehammers
And bottom of ****** Chuck's
*****es screamin', "Kick that ***** ass for me!"
He's teeming on my dome
Ain't no **********in' sympathy
I grabbed my heat and started dumpin'
Hit the back do'
Scotch free loc and who did I see?
Octavia, ***** wet, drunk on the ground
Passed out on her stomach
With her pants hanging down
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" S**t ain't no joke loc
****in' with a house party!
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" ****** is getting gunned down
Ha hah
"L.A.!" I don't know about where y'all from
"Californ-I-A!" But it ain't goin' down where I'm from
****in' with a house party!
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" S**t is real, check it out
Woke up the next day, little cut on my arm
One on my eyes and head
More knots than Berry Farm
Called the ho up and cussed her punk ass out
She had the nerve to ask:
Why a ***** turned the party out?
***** I scream on that *****
I banged on that *****, nutted up on that *****
Hung up on the *****
Stank-ass skank got ****** crossin' enemy lines
I should've stayed home
And listened to my first mind, cause now
A *****'s laying down mad at the world
Looking like the Elephant Man with a jheri curl
Sittin' at killa King with forty-fo' stitches
****in' with these parties
And these punk ass *****es
**** a house party!
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" Ha hah, youknowhatI'msayin?
****in' with a house party!
"L.A.!" This s**t is real loc
"Californ-I-A!" YouknowhatI'msayin?
"L.A.!" Ay Toones
"Californ-I-A!" Tell these ************s
****in' with a house party
"L.A.!" Ain't nuttin' but **********in'
"Californ-I-A!" Bandana swinging
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!"
"L.A.!" Y'all know what time it is
"Californ-I-A!" Bandana season loc
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" Ha hah
****in' with a house party!
"L.A.! Californ-I-A!"
****in' with a house party!