I'll Scry Instead

Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad
I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten
My time of birth is nine twenty-three a.m.
Dear Madame be clear
Will I be rich next year
Please send me my birth chart in the s.a.e.
And Ill allow fourteen days for delivery
Up above Venus is in my house
Im in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
Id be richer if that cheque wasnt paid
Dear Miss Rosa Lee
Tell me my destiny
I enclose my vibes with a print of my palm
Id like the full works, plus the box of assorted charms
Dear Rosa, dont stall
Look in your crystal ball
Please send the tea cup back, as its part of a set
Its wrapped in cellophane, near the gris-gris and amulet
Up above, Venus is in my house
Im in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, the moon is in perigee
Id do better with a fortune cookie
Up above, Venus is in my house
Im in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
Id be richer if that cheque wasnt paid