Left the keys in the van
with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
**** a peace plan of citizen bystands
But **** is in my hands heres your life span
For what your lifes worth
this money is twice than
Grab a couple grand and live a nice land
See Im a nice man but money turned me to Satan
Im thirsty for this green so bad Im dehydratin
Hurry up with the cash *****
I got a ride waitin
Shot a man twice in the back
when he tried escapin
I want the whole plot
I wont be denied nathan
Maybe I need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
Or gets ya description an sketches ya
The connection was the prime suspect
But I aint set to flee the scene
of the crime just yet
Cuz I got a daughter to feed
And $200 aint enough to water the seed
The best thing would be for me
to leave Taco Bell an hit up Chess King
And have the lady at the desk bring
Money from the safe in the back
stepped in wavin the Mac
Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
This ***** tried escapin the jack
Grabbed her by the throat
its murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasnt nuttin for her to be smoked
But I slammed her on her
back til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin 'Freeze!'
But Im already wanted forsellin keys
And bunch of other felonies
from A to Z like spellin bees
So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots they bust back
Hit the square in the chest
he wasnt wearin a vest
Left the house pullin out the drive backin out
Need a backin out this ladys Jag started blackin out
Pulled the Mac-10 out stuck it in her face
Shut ya yackin mouth before I blow the brain
from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair smacked her up
Thinkin **** it mug her while youre there
jacked her up
Stole her car made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck
and offed it out the window
Like the girl on Set It Off did
Jetted off kid stole the whip
now Im a criminal
Drove in thru somebodys yard
dove into they swimmin pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but Im injured badly though
Parents screamin : 'Son go in and call the police
Tell em theres a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!'
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave
with some little cheap stuff
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a nick before
Smashed the window grabbed the Nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles
And colliding with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes the cheese eggs milk and Post Toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds it seemed
like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped must-a been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck
But I think somebody seen me maybe
Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-
a dropped the Beanie Baby
*** * it I give up Im surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin 'TRUCE TRUCE!'
Surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasnt me! It was the gangsta rap
and the peppermint Schnopps
Murder Murder