Ivan Meets G.I. Joe
So youre on the floor, at 54
Think you can last at the palace
Does your body go to the to and fro?
Tonights the night, oh didnt you know
That Ivan meets
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G.I. JoeHe tried his tricks, that
Ruskie bear
The United
Nations said its all fair
He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague
He could not win with a cossack spin
The Vostok
Bomb, the
Stalin strike
He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike
He drilled a hole like a
Russian star
He made every move in his repertoire
When Ivan meet
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G.I. JoeIt was
G.I. Joes turn to blow
He turned it on cool and slow
He tried a pay phone call to the
PentagonA radar scan a leviathan
He wiped the
Earth clean as a plate
What does it take to make a
Ruskie break?
But the crowd are bored and off they go
Over the road to watch
China blow
Ivan meet
G.I. JoeIvan meet
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G.I. Joe