Motherless Bastard
Child: 'Mommy! Daddy...Mommy! Daddy!... Mom? Dad?'
Man: 'You have no mother or father.'
Child: 'Yeah I do!'
Man : 'No, they left; they went somewhere else.'
Child: 'No, you're right here! I do!'
Man: 'I'm not; I don't know you.'
Child: 'Daddy... '
Man: 'Don't touch me; don't call me that in public.'