The French Inhaler
Howre you going to make your way in the world
When you werent cut out for working?
When your fingers are slender and frail
Howre you going to get around in this sleazy bedroom town
If you dont put yourself up for sale?
Where will you go with your scarves and your miracles?
Whos gonna know who you are?
Drugs and wine and flattering light
You must try it again till you get it right
Maybe youll end up with someone different every night
All these people with no home to go home to
Theyd all like to spend the night with you maybe
I would, too
But tell me howre you going to make your way in the world, woman
When you werent cut out for working?
And you just cant concentrate and you always show up late
You said you were an actress
Yes, I believe you are
I thought youd be a star
So I drank up all the money, yes
I drank up all the money
With these phonies in this
Hollywood bar
These friends of mine in this
Hollywood bar
Loneliness and frustration
We both came down with an acute case
When the lights came up at two
I caught a glimpse of you
And your face looked like something
Death brought with him in his suitcase
Your pretty face it looked so wasted
Another pretty face devastated
The French inhaler he stamped and mailed her
So long, Norman she said, so long,
Norman