歌手 Les Claypool Ol' Rosco

Have you seen ol' Rosco
He likes to drink when he drives
Have you seen ol' Rosco
I wouldn't be a bit surprised
If he's out there now
Driving like mad
Swerving and weaving
Thinks he's a model dad
Like a bastard he's grinning
With teeth full of bugs
Headin' home from the brewery
The old lunch time chug-a-lug
Have you seen ol' Rosco
He doesn't think when he drives
Have you seen ol' Rosco
I am a bit surprised
That they haven't nailed him
For drivin' like a fool
Except maybe that one time
Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school
You see the caught him red-nose slurring
He blew a .09
Made his wife come and get him
Paid him a 200 dollar fine
Have you seen ol' Rosco
He's too damn drunk to drive
Seen him pissin' in the bathroom
That's when he gave me the evil eye
I said, "Boy I think you had too many
Why don't you give up them keys?"
He told me to mind my business
Said he's, said he's gonna do as he damn well please
So I ordered hot coffee
An an Oly on tap
I put the Oly to my lips
Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap
Have you seen ol' Rosco
He wasn't supposed to drive
He left here three hours ago
His wife says he never arrived
He could be out there bleedin'
In the bottom of some ditch
Some say it serves him right
The selfish sons-a-*****
But this time he went head on
With a purple PT Cruiser
Came out without a scratch
That's the dumb luck of a boozer
Have you seen ol' Rosco
They say he's lucky to be alive
As for the driver of the Cruiser
I'm told she may not survive
And she's the mother of three
Well, two for sure
See, the one in her belly
Had to be taken premature
Now Rosco feels bad
Afraid he might get sued
Good thing he's incorporated
You see, not as much risk to lose
Have you seen ol' Rosco
Now they won't let him drive
His son takes him bar hopping
He slips some drinks on the side
His wife's always bragging
How he ain't drank in a while
Just afternoon nappin'
Life's great in denial
Life's great in denial

Of Fungi And Foe 專輯歌曲

歌曲 歌手 專輯
Ol' Rosco Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Kazoo Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Bite Out Of Life Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
red state girl Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
what would Sir George Martin do Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
BO哦Neville stomp Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
of fungi and foe Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
you cant teller讓OL anything Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
prime大本營 29 Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Pretty Little Song Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Mushroom Men Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Amanitas Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe

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歌曲 歌手 專輯
Long in the Tooth Les Claypool  Purple Onion
Lust Stings Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
Phantom Patriot Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
Cohibas Esplenditos Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Delicate Tendrils Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Me and Chuck Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Up on the Roof Les Claypool  Purple Onion
Carolina Rig Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Bite Out Of Life Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Ol' Rosco Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
Zelensky: The Man With The Iron Balls Les Claypool  Zelensky: The Man With The Iron Balls
Nothin' Ventured Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
Kazoo Les Claypool  Of Fungi And Foe
George E. Porge Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
David MAK AL Aston Les Claypool  Purple Onion
Hot Rod Lincoln Les Claypool  Crank It Up (NASCAR on FOX)
Off-white Guilt Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
David Makalaster II Les Claypool  Purple Onion
One Better Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
El Sobrante Fortnight Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Holy Mackerel Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Precipitation Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil
Ding Dang Les Claypool  Purple Onion
Vernon The Company Man Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
more than the fairy Les Claypool  More Than the Fairy
Of Whales and Woe Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
Rumble of the Diesel Les Claypool  Of Whales And Woe
Home Is Where You Get Across Les Claypool  Trios
Purple Onion Les Claypool  Purple Onion
Running the Gauntlet Les Claypool  Highball with the Devil