Of All Things

'Of All Things'(feat. Too $hort)
Yeah, ahahaha, yeah
Growing up they tell me follow your dreams
Now I got these A list chicks, all in my jeans
Five eight and she only weighs a hundred and twenty
Skinny but shes got an ass the conundrum is funny
And you dont have to like me, just the balls to tell me
When your girl needs D then she calls the celly
And they see me coming up, is when they all get jelly
Karate kid, my sensei is Fonzerelli
Thats forty, I come from the land of the hyphy
My club is all pros like the brand of a white tee
Only a million dollars in my hand will excite me
And I tour across the atlas then I plan to go sight see
I never talk back when youre trying to diss us
Cause my response when we know youre lying is crickets
If I aint poppin please explain whos buying the tickets?
And my deals not a deal its like their buying a business Yeah
You could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
Momma said, you could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
But of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a hater or a bitch to me
Of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a bitch to me
They call me short but I started at the top
North Cal bitch if you like it or not
It is what it is, its an Oakland thing
What you doing short?
Im just smoking man
I got her thinking Im the man to be
Fuck with me, this aint no fantasy
We them real Bay Boys, all we do is make noise
We aint never been quiet come through and take hoes
I hope he dont get mad cause she want me
I really dont want her I just want to get money
You can see me, cupcake give a fuck what you think
Shes a rich girl, and Im in love with her bank
You wanna be like her? wanna car like that?
Wanna be my work? I be your mentor baby
I make you a motherfucker
You take all this money and that other sucker Bitch
You could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
Momma said, you could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
But of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a hater or a bitch to me
Of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a bitch to me
I leave the club with a bad one head right to her spot
Put some Ty Dolla on and put some pipe in the thot
Got a style the world likes it a lot
I get on tracks spit, sneeze, cough, and throw up
Im not wiping the snot
On my way if you like it or not
Im looking at the top Im just eyeing the spot
And I just keep climbing I keep hiking a lot
If you told me these things would all happen
Youd be right on the spot
Yeah, cause ever since I was able to grow fame
My superpowers I can swoop your girl with no game
Straight to the point with no shame
Spot her at the party Im alone thats a sniper with pro-aim
If youre a bitch then respect you wont gain
Most of these cats are so lame
Rapper fell off turned into a no name
Lost it all and now youre trying
To grow your buzz back like Rogaine It wont
You could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
Momma said, you could be anything in this world
You could be anything in this world
But of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a hater or a bitch to me
Of all things in life you could pick to be
You sure look like a bitch to me
Yeah (Bitch)
by og