I Hate Children

Another child born to the house -
I hate children
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse -
I hate children
I hate it when they make lots of noise -
I hate children
And i broke my neck tripping over their toys -
I hate children [Chorus:]
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat what you need's a smack smack smack
If i had my way i'd give you all away
I hate the crying that they make -
I hate children
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake -
I hate Children
I hate getting up late at night -
I hate children
To Check and see if the crying baby's alright -
I hate children [Chorus]
Now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children
It's of you that i'll be rid -
I hate children
Do you see this toy it's called a gun -
I hate children
And if you wanna live you'd better run -
I hate children [Chorus]
I hate children -
I hate children
I hate Children -
I hate children
Kill all children dead