king of as是kiss ing

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Being the king of asskissing

Makes him a royal drag

And the king of asskissing
He's after me again bringing me his royal nag

He takes every opportunity to get to me

And here he comes again
Don't think I'll ever be at rest
I suppose happiness will come to some
But I'll never be a lucky one
Still I got to keep on hoping for the best

But once again he comes again
That's how the story goes
And it's been long enough for me to know
Where he's about to put his nose
Sometime someday that bastard's gonna pay

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The king of asskissing says I' m the one and only

And the king of asskissing with his constant presence
He keeps me from being lonely

He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me

And here we go again
It looks as if he's here to stay

I've tried to beat to pull and whack
But a monkey sliding down my back won't so easily go away

So once again he comes again about to reach his goal
The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole
Sometime soon the king of asskissing is gonna pay