JCB Song
Artist: Nizlopi
Well, Im rumblin in this JCB.
Im 5 years old and my dads a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While were singin, Dont forget your shovel if you want to go to work!
My dads probably had a bloody hard day
But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.
An were holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And Im so glad Im not in school, boss
So glad Im not in school
Oh no...
And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And were like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And Ill tell all my mates that my dads B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lees nunchuckas
And Were holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And Im so glad Im not in school, boss
So glad Im not in school
And were holdin up the bypass
oh oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah
Im sittin on the toolbox
oh oh
And Im so glad Im not in school, Boss
So glad Im not in school
Said Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round
And were holdin up the bypass
woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah
And Im sittin on the toolbox
oh
And Im so glad Im not in school, Boss
So glad Im not in school
Aw, said
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his
Aw, Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
Im Luke, Im five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.