Uh-huh
Oh hey, oh hey I didnt see you there...
Welcome to sunny Wells Maine, pass me the blunt
Back when I was sippin sunny d watchin harry and Hendersons
Osh Kosh jeans and the Dimetapp Medicine
Life was good and oh so simple
No girls, no ******, no police, no pimples.
And now its red stripe till I cant stand up
I dont bluff, Im in Maine like horse dandruff.
I could burn my mouth and still not suck
With the bank account negative a million bucks.
And even when Im drunk I spit resilient stuff
And I dated Kennebunker who gives brilliant ******s
Similarly early life made me and such
And yo what Ive been bonkers since tonka trucks.
Is he spizzy, is he ** **, the locals are unsure
No fur, just ash stains on the sweat******rt
Who besides Spose with a flow so pure
Before the red sox reversed the curse in 04
Baby ****** it, if youre with me, boy you just got meds for your STD, say ****** it, one life to live and one million more nose rips to give, say ** ****, if you aint got paid or your aint got laid in 100 days say ****** it,
Spizzy Spose, ya damn right, I keep it bimpin.
White dude nikes, suburban living where the blunts half pipes be, quite abundant
Night life unlively
Glove compar******ent got Febreeze and Visine
VCR TV combo not widescreen
And mike V. hustles trees onivy league.
Twelve year olds fake ids
Rich dads keep their yards tidy
Alright we got wealt disproportionate
Teen suicide, no need for Kevorkian
****** people mixed with should-have-been-abortion kids
Wells maine, from the casket to the orphanage
And back again
Im from the place where the wives scream
Redneck fists arent soft like ice cream
Police lights ******ne bright white every night like jesus christ light beams
And the radio sucks so, turn up the outcast!
** **** it, if youre with me, boy you just got meds for your STD, say ****** it, one life to live and one million more nose rips to give, say ******, if you aint got paid or your aint got laid in 100 days say ****** it,
Spizzy spose, ya damn right, I keep it bimpin.
And i been ****** with these rants
Since everybody rocked JNCO pants
Justin Jay-z and Lance rocked every high school dance
While my mom was in the ba******t
Watering plants with Xenon lights
Rural life aint polite
Welcome to the jungle stash the ****** by the grundle
My buddy mumbled that the cop probably knows his uncle
Getting dropped like a fumble i said 'that * *****ts bimpin'
58', eyes dilate when im baked.
Guidos in tuxedos buy stakes at high rates.
For christs sake, american parents are irate,
Cuz they all see their daughters gyrate on myspace
Im on the couch passed out being an ass clown
But they say 'that spose kid is ****** with his mouth'
In fact the illest illuster since social studies syllubus before islamic militants were killin us
****** it, if youre with me, boy you just got meds for your STD, say ****** it, one life to live and one million more nose rips to give, say ******, if you aint got paid or your aint got laid in 100 days say ****** it,
Spizzy Spose, ya damn right, I keep it bimpin.
Cant afford a hat i wear a bucket.
Kicked out my moms house, ****** it.
On the mic i used to suckin, reluctant
But not no more
****** alot of girls but not no whores
Freestyle, used to kick it at four
I can kick it up in my moms house or at my dads
I got a bad mouth, uh,
From the Wells, Maine area
Sick of the malaria
Cause mass hysteria in your area
'****** it' comin out your stereo when youre bumpin, i mean something... like that... bimpin