Cinderella vs Belle

Once upon a time
很久很久以前
in a far away land
在一個遙遠的地方
there was a princess...
有傳說中的公主...
RAP BATTLE
饒舌對決
CINDERELLA
灰姑娘
versus
對戰
BELLE
貝兒
Let the rap battle begin
饒舌對決正式開始
C:Another princess in my shadow
又一個跟風的公主
come to covet my crown
在覬覦我的皇冠
You croens wanna throw down
禮服美無邊的王者
with the best in a gown?
豈是小丑能挑戰？
Im the legendary story
我是經典傳奇
of rags to riches
我從野雞變鳳凰
Rhymes sharper than a needle
我詞鋒銳利
and Im giving out stitches
我會讓你遍體鱗傷
Like a wilting rose
像朵枯萎姣花的你
you cant step to my flows
抵擋不住我的攻勢
These girls are trippin
那幫姑娘步履蹣跚
did they cut off their toes?
她們被人切了腳趾？
I deserve all the praise
全球戀足控們
for the foot-fetish craze
請盡情向我讚美
Ive got itty-bitty kicks
我雖鞋子嬌小
but legs for days
但有修長的美腿
Lets look at your mentality
瞧你神誌異常
Freud loves your abnormality
費洛伊德就愛你的瘋狂
The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
斯德哥爾摩綜合徵的故事：
Beauty and the Bestiality
美女與野獸x床
Of course youre bitter
你當然會嫉妒我
Im the number one star
我是最閃亮的明星
Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage
南瓜車隊婚姻完美
no one cares who you are
可你卻無人問津
B: Whatmy name?
我是誰？
(Belle!)
（貝兒）
Whats it mean?
什麼意思？
(Beauty!)
（美女）
Im the perfect conbination
我是內外完美組合
of brains and booty
有大腦有屁屁
While Im gaining knowledge
你丫只會丟鞋
youre losing your pumps
而我學知識頂呱呱
Like Mrs.Potts Im serving shots
老娘就像茶壺夫人
and dishing out lumps
我敬你一臉茶
Cindys dreaming shes important
辛迪夢想著自己很重要
well,somebody should wake her
誰快來叫醒她
This gold-digging trophy wifes
土豪找這貪財的花瓶老婆
the royal baby maker
只是為了生娃
Fear the nerdy,wordy princess
怕我這書呆子拽詞公主
cause Im throwing more shade
因為我的利嘴
than the willow tree growing
比你母親墳頭的兩棵柳樹
on your dead mothers grave
遮的影子還黑
your tale as old as time
你那老掉牙的故事
sets us back fifty years
拖女性五十年後腿
Do your chores,
幹你的家務
clean the floorstil a man just appears
擦你的地板等著男人出現
Youre shallow and obsessed
你膚淺
with looks and how youre dressed
你整天想的都是穿戴和容貌
you wanna live like Gaston?
你想像加斯頓一樣生活？
Please,be our guest
那就隨你便
C:Oh,Im the one whos shallow
噢我太膚淺
cause your prince was really hairy?
因為你家王子渾身是毛？
The Beast was in the friend zone
野獸送了你圖書館後
til he gave you his library
你就立馬隨他x
You points have no merit,
你的觀點站不住腳
youre jealous,declare it
你嫉妒別再遮掩
Like Ive always said:if the shoe fits,wear it
像我常說的如果鞋子合適那就去穿
Im the American dream
我是擁有童話婚禮的
with a fairy-tale wedding
美國夢代表
Youve got teapots for friends
你把茶壺當朋友
and I think your mans shedding
你家老公還掉毛
Some things are meant to be
有些事是天注定
like love at first sight
比如一見鍾情
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
【似乎是咒語...】
he was mine before midnight
午夜前就把他搞定
B:A relationship rookie
一個情場菜鳥
wants to rap about romance?
還想冒充兩性專家？
You cant fall in love
哪能跳一次舞
after just one dance
就立馬愛上他
My prince saved my life
我的王子救了我一命
and dont be misled
別聽他們胡謅
I want a man in the street
我想要的男人白天情聖
but a beast in the bed
夜晚禽獸
Your film stars mice and cats
你片子裡的明星是耗子喵
with an old,fat fairy
以及胖仙女
Your silly storys shoehorned
這白痴故事簡直
into freakin'Tom and Jerry'
跟貓和老鼠有得一拼
You say you want to party
你說你想去派對
next you run off doen the halls
結果跑到舞會裡面
Its like you always choke
就像你口x到蛋蛋
once you make it to the balls
噎得喘不過氣
C:You think thats fuuny?
你以為很逗咩？
Heres a history lesson,honey
親愛的我來給你補節歷史課
My movie saved the studio
我的電影大賺
when Walt was out of money
救了快破產的沃特
You followed in my footsteps
你是我的跟屁蟲
without me thereno you
沒有我哪來的你
Disney built an empire
老娘的迷你水晶鞋
on there tiny glass shoes
是迪斯尼帝國的根基
B:If youre so adored
如果你真的那麼被欣賞
wheres your Academy Award?
哪你的奧斯卡獎在哪咧？
Im the smart female *******
我是聰慧的女英雄
that cant be ignored
人人都把我敬仰
The moral of our quarrel
咱們撕逼的核心
and why Ive got you beat
以及我戰勝你的真諦
Its whats inside that matters
就是心靈美才最重要
not the size of your feet
腳的大小那算個p