Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
這生活不像我想像的那樣
When I was a kid on VoIP
當我還是一個用著語音通話的孩子
I thought when I get older
我決定等我長大
I'd marry her, I told her
我會像我許諾的那樣娶她回家
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
現在我26歲是一個上班族
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
說實話朝九晚五的生活不怎麼樣
If I could change a single thing
如果我可以改變一件小事
I'd make it me and not him
我就可以取代他的位置
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
但是他躺在你的床上我只能和你語音聊天
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
我有敲開你心門的密鑰他只是我成功路上的墊腳石罷了
And even though he's got social skills
就算他有一流的社交能力
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
也不能說明我沒能力養家糊口啊
Anyway, make the most of him
管他呢趕緊利用完他
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
然後轉身來尋找我的身影吧
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
你的新男友簡直就是混蛋一個
woo!
蕪湖！
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
對啊我見過喬德（當然見過喬德了）
The one who took you away from me
那個將你從我身邊奪走的男人
But don't think this the end 'cause
但不要覺得這一切將要結束
I'm always gon' be chasing you
因為我會隨時跟隨在你身後追逐著你
Through the night and the day I'ma be thinking of you
我沒日沒夜的思念著你
I'ma think all the time how great you were
所有時間我都想像著你的盛世美顏
And everything I missed out on
我錯過的所有事情
Baby girl, I can't
親愛的女孩啊我不能
It hurts so much when I'm in my thoughts
因為這簡直讓我心痛不已
Man, I can't get up
天哪我不能站起來
If I could ask you one more thing
如果我可以再問你最後一個問題
I would ask you out again 'cause
我可以再問最後一個問題因為
I miss you, amen
我想你了阿門
'Cause she's living the dream (oh yeah she is) (livingdream)
因為她在夢境中暢遊（對的她在夢境中暢遊）
Oh, she's living the dream (Yung Tripp)
哦她活在美麗的夢境中
From back when we were 17 (seventeen)
就算回到我們17歲那年
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
她依然活在屬於自己的夢境中
Oh, she's living the dream
哦她在夢境中快樂的生活著
From back when we were 17
就算是回到了我們17歲那年
How on earth could I be saved?
在這個世界上我真的能被救贖嗎？
When I'm one click away from insane
當我離失去控制只差一步之遙
I just think that I deserve
我覺得我值得你
A little bit of what I earned
這只是我付出的一點點回報而已
I'm not gonna make another scene
我不會再做出這樣的事情了
The one I made when I was 23
我23歲那年做出的事情
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
代表著我再也不被允許進入迪士尼的世界了
But he's in your bed, and I 'm in your Twitch chat
但是他躺在你的床上我只能和你語音聊天
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
我有敲開你心門的密鑰他只是我成功路上的墊腳石罷了
'Cause even though he's got social skills
就算他有一流的社交能力
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
也不能說明我沒能力養家糊口啊
Anyway, make the most of him
管他呢趕緊利用完他
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
然後轉身來尋找我的身影吧
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
你的新男友簡直是混蛋一個
Yes he is
對的他就是
Oh-oh, oh yes he is
哦-哦他就是個混蛋
Love you baby girl
我會愛你的我的女孩
Only if you love me
前提是你愛我哦
Only if you love me
前提是你必須愛著我哦
If you promise to love me
請你保證
To the end of time
哪怕世界末日你也會愛我
Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah~yeah~yeah~
Ooh-whoa
蕪湖！
I think about you every day (every day)
我每天都思念著你
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
所以在這個世界上我有辦法被救贖嗎？
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
我有時也會想起他
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
也許他過的不像你那麼舒適
'Cause you're beauty
因為你很美麗
And you're grace
也很優雅
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
你的來電是我最喜歡的
And I want you to notice me
而且我想讓你注意到我啊
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
不可以拒絕謝謝
I want you to care
我想被你關愛
I want to smell your hair
我想聞聞你馨香的秀發
Your New Boyfriend (Remix)