Belgium

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!
You-you-you-you-you!
Uno!Dos!Tres!Quatro!
My teacher asked me where my homework was and thats when I told her
'No hablo Ingles'
Policeman caught me doing ninety and thats when he pulled me over
'No hablo Ingles'
A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
'No hablo Ingles'
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
'No hablo Ingles'
（One!）
When Im not feeling it!
（Two!）
When someones full of shit!
（Three!）
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!
To make a getaway
Its all youve gotta say!
（Quatro!Sinco!Seis!）
'No hablo Ingles!'
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
'No hablo Ingles! '
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
My nephew asked me if Id take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
'No hablo Ingles'
Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
My mama gets mad cause I never call my dad on his birthday
'No hablo Ingles'
'No hablo Ingles'
A guy walks up and says 'Doda esta casel de pepe'
...He no hablo Ingles
（One!）
So many different uses!
（Two!）
You dont need no excuses!
（Three!）
Its as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade!
The perfect getaway!
Its all youve gotta say!
（Quatro!Sinco!Seis! ）
'No hablo Ingles!'
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
'No hablo Ingles!'
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
Did you brush your teeth!?
（No hablo Ingles!）
Whered you leave your pants!?
（No hablo Ingles!）
Did you feed the fish!?
（No hablo Ingles!）
Do you like my band!?
.. .Wait,dont answer that
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
'No hablo Ingles!'
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey! Hey!Hey!）
'No hablo Ingles!'
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey!）
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
'No hablo Ingles!'
Hey!how bout we all get together and go to the ballet!?
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey !Hey!Hey!）
...Can I borrow that beer?
'No hablo Ingles!'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
'No hablo Ingles!'
（Hey!Hey!Hey !）
'No hablo Ingles!'
'No hablo Ingles!'