我很懂禮貌 (可是我不交朋友)

詞曲：臟手指
主唱：管嘯天
吉他&曼陀鈴&合聲：邴曉海
貝斯&鋼琴：張海明
鼓&打擊樂&鋼片琴：李子超
大提琴&合成器：沈幟
歌詞翻譯：趙凱
我很懂禮貌
I'm polite
可是我不交朋友
But I don't make friends
翻篇的畫歷
Our relationship is
我們的關係
Like dated calendar
如果你向右劃
If you swipe right
我就說我的開場白
I'll say my opening line
“讓我們零距離
“let's get intimate
但是別看我眼睛”
but don't look at my eyes”
她是方圓十里
Within ten leagues
最神秘的女郎
She is the most mysterious lady
只有時時搜尋
You'll have to keep on looking
才能找到她腳印
To find her trace
當你在欣賞她
When you are appreciating her profile
的側臉或背影
Or the view of her back
得到的只能是孤獨
All you get is loneliness
不是快樂或傷心
Not joy or sorrow
我們相遇在
We encountered in
一個廉價的夜晚
A cheap night
說完了開場白
After the the opening line
她說今夜你走運
She says you are in luck tonight
“我的床不是床
“My bed is not a bed
是上海的走廊”
It's hallway of Shanghai”
一聲喘息
One gasp later
世界變得無趣
The world just turned insipid