Church

I went to church last sunday
So i could sing and pray
But something quite unusual
Happened on that day
Now church it started right on time
Just like it does without a doubt
And everything was all just fine
Except when it came time to let us out
You know the preacher he kept preaching
He told us i have one more thing to say
Children before you think of leaving
You better think about the judgment day
Now everyone got nervous
Because everyone was hungry too
And everyone was wondering
What was the next thing he would do
And the preacher he kept preaching
He said now ill remind you if i may
You all better pay attention
Or i might decide to preach all day
And now everyone was getting so hungry
That the old ones started feeling ill
And the weak ones started passing out
And the young ones they could not sit still
And the preachers voice rose higher
So i snuck up on the balcony
And i crept into the choir
And i begged them brothers, sisters, help me please
I said when i give you a signal
I said when i raise up my hand
Wont you please join with me together
And praise the lord i have a plan
And the preacher he kept preaching
Long is the struggle, hard the fight
And i prayed, father please forgive me
And then i stood up and with all my might
I sang
To the lord let praises be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
Weve got some beans and some good cornbread
And i listened to what the preacher said
Now its to the lord let praisedbe
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
Yes and i did give a signal
Yes and i raised up my hands
And then joined with me the choir
Yes every woman, child , and man
They sang
To the lord let praised be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
Weve got some beans and some good cornbread
And ive listened to what the preacher said
Now its to the lord let praised be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
And the preacher he stopped preaching
And a hush the church did fill
And then a great white dove from up above
Landed on the window sill
And the dove flew down beside him
And a fork appeared right in his hand
And with everybody watching
The preacher ate that bird right there and then
And now everyone got really nervous
And the preacher he did start to glow
And as we watched in disbelief
These were the words he spoke
He said now mamas in the kitchen
And shes been there all day
And i know shes cooking something good
So lets bow our heads and pray
And he sang
To the lord let praises be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
Weve got some beans and some good cornbread
Now listen to what the preacher said
He said to the lord let praised be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
And the moral of this story
Children it is plain but true
God knows if a preacher preaches long enough
Even hell get hungry too
And hell sing
To the lord let praises be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat
We've got some beans and some good cornbread
Now listen to what the preacher said
He said to the lord let praises be
Its time for dinner now lets go eat