I Like Myself (Most Of The Time)

Everybody wants to be the girl
Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful
Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least
And assume that theyll be the one with a crowded funeral
Everybody wants to have the time
Everybody wants to count their calories
And money, and their likes
Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and Im fine with that
Dont concern myself with all of the lives I mightve had

I dont think Im too fat, or too skinny for that matter
I see photos of vacations and I know theyre faking laughter
Its a trip, you only got one shot, let her rip
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)
I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?

Even planet Earth took seven days
Even if it looks real
You can fake it in a million different ways
Nobody chose to have their face, but youre stuck with it
So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive
I dont think Im perfect, but I got some things together
I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures
Get a grip, you only got one shot, let her rip
Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha)

I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Is that a crime ? (Ha)
Is that a crime?
Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?

I dont like myself some of the time
No, I dont like myself some of the time
Cause I **** up a lot and fall behind
No, I dont like myself some of the time
When I write songs and tell myself its art
And I drink alcohol til I see stars
When I isolate myself til Im too proud to ask for help
When life gets hard, cause life gets hard

I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
I like myself most of the time
Is that a crime? Is that a crime?
Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?
Is that a crime? (Ha)
Is that a crime?