Running Just to Catch Myself

I am driving
I am late for work
Spilling coffee
Down my whitest shirt
While Im flossing
And Im changing lanes
Oh YeahNow
Im driving
Through the parking lot
Doing eighty
Hey what the heck why not
Watch it lady
Cause your in my spot
Once again
Its early to work
And heres a surprise
I got a Mc
Muffin for just 99 cents today
I think they ran a special
CHORUS:I cant stand still
Can I get a witness
Can you hear me
Anybody, anybody
I think I am running just to catch myself
Maybe someday
I could fly away
Go to Key
Largo or Montego
BaySport my speedo,maybe grab a tan
A dream vacation, wild elation
Now Im running
Straight into my boss
And hes angry
Oh and he calls me
RossWhich is funny
Cause that aint my name
And thats lame
Im still running
Running very late
For a meeting
Wait, that was yesterday
Guess Im early for the one next week
Oh how sweet
I get on the ladder
I corporately climb
I wave at my life as it passes me by every day
My names not
RossCHORUS
Life in my cubicle is discreet
Life in my cubicle is neat
Ive got some pictures of my friends
Some sharpened pencils...wheres my pen
Ten Oclock
Im in a meeting
Paper cut
I think Im bleeding
Check my hair its still receding
Hey what a life
Break for lunch
Theres nothing better
Run outside and don my sweater
Like Fred
Rogers lets be neighbors
Ive lost my mind
Im over worked
And underpaid
And non-appreciated
Its just a perk of being of being
Middle class
And educated
One... spinning circles in my chair
Two...win a game of solitaire
Three... And
I ponder where my staplers gone
Four Oclock and
I stare at the door
And I stare at my watch
Then I stare at the door
I stand by my desk like
Im going to war
Theres just one thing
Ill be needing
Grab my paycheck as
Im leaving
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh
Its five oclock
Its time to go
Theres crowds to fight
And horns to blow
Its talking fast on my cell phone
Hey watch out thats reckless driving
Five Oclock
Its time to leave
To hit the couch
And watch
TVSet the clock and go to sleep
Its 8 am on
Monday morning
Again and again and again and again and again
Driving around
Nowhere to go
And so I hang with my lady
Oh,And chill with my bros
Its okay, in my
CabrioletI cant stand still
Can I get a witness
Can you hear me
Anybody, anybody
I think I am running just to catch myself
When I meet
GodI will have a question
I just forgot my question
I think I am running just to catch myself
Oh oh ohOh oh oh