No More

No more
再也不用
Walking thirteen blocks
走過13個街區
With thirty pounds of laundry
扛著30斤髒衣服
In the freezing dead of winter
在凍成狗的冬天去洗衣房

No more
再也不用
Walking up six flights of stairs
吭哧爬上六樓
Or throwing down the key
從窗戶丟下鑰匙
Because there is no buzzer.
就因為沒有開門按鈕

No more faulty wiring
告別老化的電路
No more crooked floors
翹邊的地板
No more spitting out my Ultra Brite
刷完我的大白牙
On top of dirty dishes
再也不用把唾沫
In the one and only sink
吐到堆滿臟碗碟的水槽

Hello, to my walk in closets
你好哇，我的大衣櫥
Tidy as Park Avenue
整潔如帕克大道
Hello, my butcher block table
你好哇，我的實木桌
I could get used
我可以習慣
I could get used
我能夠習慣
I could get used to you
我會習慣這樣的生活

No more
再也不用
Climbing over sleeping people
跨過睡在地上的朋友
Before you get out the door of your own building
才能出趟家門
No more
再也不用
Noxious fumes from gas heaters that are illegal
忍受非法燃氣爐的毒氣
Or will blow up while you are sleeping
擔心熟睡時突然爆炸！

No more
拜拜了
Leaky ceilings
漏水屋頂
No more
拜拜了
Holes in the floor
地板窟窿
No more
再也不用
Taking a shower in the kitchen
在廚房洗澡
While your roommate's eating breakfast
室友吃早餐時
And you are getting water on his corn flakes
把水濺到他的玉米片上

Hello, to shiny new parquet wood floors
你好哇，嶄新的拋光鑲木地板
As waxed as a wealthy girl's legs
光滑如白富美的大長腿
Hello, dear Mister Dishwasher
還有你，親愛的洗碗機先生
I could get used
我可以習慣
I could get used
我能夠習慣
I could get used to you
我會習慣的
I could get used to you
都會習慣的
I could get used to you
這美滋滋的生活

No more, exotic
拜拜了，流浪漢
No more, neurotic
拜拜了，神經質
No more anything
生活裡只剩下
But pleasantly robotic
提升幸福感的智能家電
We are moving on up
我們搬家啦
We are moving on up
我們要搬到
To the East Side
上城東區
To the East Side
上城東區
To a deluxe apartment
那高聳入雲的
In the sky
豪華公寓

Hello, to dear Mister Doorman
你好哇，親愛的門衛先生
Who looks like Captain Kangaroo
他長得好像袋鼠船長
Hello dear fellow, and how do you do?
你好哇伙計，你過得好嘛？
I could get used (I could get used)
我可以習慣（我能夠習慣）
I could get used (I could get used)
我可以習慣（我能夠習慣）
I could get used to you
習慣這樣的生活
I could get used (I could get used)
我可以習慣（我能夠習慣）
Even seduced (Even seduced)
甚至還上頭
I could get used to you
這樣的美好生活
Ooow!
蕪湖起飛！