My Mom
My Mom Lyrics
好！來吧！
Yeah!
開始吧！
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
讓我們開始吧！
我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
Okay! Alright!
拜她所賜我現在和她一樣
Yo, Yo.
因為我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
Yo! Yo!
這就是為啥我現在嗑著藥都因為我像我老媽！
Alright, money comes first.
我老媽，又談我老媽~
我猜你們聽到我又談我老媽感到粉抓狂~喔~噢吼，
Here we go now!
但這只是個我小時候的小事一件
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
關於我怎麼迷上了安定藥片
Thats why I am like I am --cuz Im like her.
那時安定劑就是我的全世界
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a drugs.
我吃的飯喝的水甚至盤子裡的豆子都是TMD藥片
Thats why Im on what Im on --cuz Im my mom.
我老媽把它當作調味劑灑在牛排上
'My mom, my mom' --I know youre probably
所以每天我至少有三次胃腫脹
tired of hearing the 'my mom' oh-oh whoa-oh,
現在告訴我，有哪個老媽想看到
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
自己的兒子長大了卻有潛力沒實力
and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
我老師也覺得我長大了是個垃圾
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
“你tmd在座位下胡搞什麼玩意兒？”
the water that I drank, fucking peas in my plate.
“老媽同志，你兒子把乙醛吸了進去
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
要不就是這個小混蛋已經學會抽那些違禁品”
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
但這些只是你的猜測，這些東西我沒做任何一樣
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
我在嗡嗡做聲但那不是她想得那樣
son be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin-chiever?
在茶杯裡撒尿？你個賤人又不是我的監護人我現在在睡覺
My teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothing, either:
你TM幹嘛還來騷擾我
'What the fuck you stickin gum up under the fuckin seat for?'
蕩婦，你離我遠點；我不是開玩笑
'Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether.
找隻白粉筆去把斑馬刷成彩色
Either that or the motherfuckers been puffin reefer.'
我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
But all of this huffin and puffin wasnt what it was, either.
拜她所賜我現在和她一樣
It was neither. I was buzzin, but it wasnt what she thought.
因為我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you aint my keeper. Im sleepin;
這就是為啥我現在嗑著藥都因為我像我老媽！
What the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for?
等等！這不是晚餐，而是油漆顏料
Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I aint playin.
“兒子你昨天吃的也是這個當時可沒聽到你亂叫”
Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra.
這兒有一盤止痛藥
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
等我把藥片壓碎就好,現在把它們混在土豆泥裡
Thats why I am like I am --cuz Im like her.
你這個小混蛋，你不要坐在那裡
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a drugs.
擺出一副弱智的臉色甚至沒有品嚐它
Thats why Im on what Im on --cuz Im my mom.
你最好把盤子舔乾淨，把臉貼到盤子上別浪費了
Wait a minute! This aint dinner, this is paint thinner!
把你的臉貼在盤子之前，我將再次把你扔到地下室！
'You ate it yesterday; I aint hear no complaints, did I?'
待會把你丟進地下室我可不會向你投降！
'Now heres a plate full of pain killers.
你得給我老實呆在那哪都不許去，在明年感恩節要是你還沒吃下去
Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
那我會再折磨你一次，然後我做泡菠菜的時候，再加點東西
You little motherfucker, dont you sit there and make
你個小畜生，給我老實坐在那，不要裝無辜
that retarded fuckin face without even tastin it!'
在凱馬特他們都看到我被一本書給砸了
'Youd better lick the fuckin, plate; you aint wastin it.
兒童撫養費？你老爸從來沒有給過
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
那他要是給了呢？孩子這不關你鳥事！
And I aint givin in. Youre gonna just sit there and want to fuckin play spin again
我老媽啊，世上沒有任何一個人像她這樣
until next Thanksgiving, and if you still aint finished it ,
我知道我該讓過去成為過去
Ill use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, itll be placed in the shit!
但她是我為什麼執著於藥物的原因
You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?
因為我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
拜她所賜我現在和她一樣
Child support? Your father, he aint sent the shit!
因為我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
So what if he did? Its none of your dang business, kid!'
這就是為啥我現在嗑著藥都因為我像我老媽
My mom, theres no one else quite like my mom.
我老媽愛安定藥，現在我也一樣，我就是個瘋狂的動物
I know I should let bygones be bygones,
但我對加了藥丸的菠菜感覺強烈
but shes the reason why I am high on what Im high on.
但我只能喃喃有詞兩分鐘不到
Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
但我不想生吞藥丸不加咀嚼
Thats why I am like I am --cuz Im like her.
沒有它的話一個韻腳都沒法寫，我的止痛藥片，我的止痛藥片~噢！
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a drugs.
哥們我從未想過我會對藥物著迷
Thats why Im on what Im on --cuz Im my mom.
不，去他的，我可不能這樣下去
My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.
但這事確是發生了，悲劇呵~牢牢纏住了我
I am what I am, but Im strong to the finish wit me Valium spinach.
可能是我愛上了那種口味~大概吧
But my bars only last about two minutes!
藥物品就像是炸彈，老媽，太爽了！
But I dont want to swallow it without chewin it.
她給一隻狗餵丸子把它給弄死了
I cant even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val- i-um. Oh!
吃下一片阿司匹林說頭有點痛
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.
這兒有份點心，你餓了麼小淘氣
--'nah, fuck that, I cant have it happen to me!' but thats actually
“看看這個~是讚安諾~吃了它打個盹吧~給我吃！”
what has ended up happenin in a tragedy fuckin passin it up back to me.
但我不需要啊！
And its probably where I got acquainted with the taste, aint it?
“管他的，那麼把它弄碎！”
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
“吃下一片然後走開，在你把Nathan小弟吵醒之前！”
She killed the fuckin dope with the medicine she done fed it.
好吧，媽你贏了，我不想再吵了！
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache.
我吃，大口大口，狼吞虎咽！
'Here, wanna snack? You hungry, you fuckin brat?
接著不停翻滾，在床上自己被自己絆倒
Look at that! Its a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!'
只是一瓶最小的劑量和希斯·萊傑搖頭娃娃
But I dont need it!
我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
'Well fuck it, then break it up!
拜她所賜我現在和她一樣
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!'
因為我老媽愛死安定藥和各種丸子
Alright, Ma, you win! I dont feel like arguin!
這就是為啥我現在嗑著藥都因為我像我老媽
Ill do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin,
我的老媽啊我和她一樣！
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
媽媽 媽媽 我的媽媽啊！
with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
媽媽，我親愛的媽媽呵
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[用艾瑞克·西奧多·卡特曼的聲音]我的媽媽，我不想再吃更多了
Thats why I am like I am --cuz Im like her.
嗨對不起媽媽我還是愛你[親吻你]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a drugs.
Thats why Im on what Im on --cuz Im my mom.
[用嘲諷的語氣]兄弟！這真是扯淡，兄弟，帶我們離開這裡…
喔...
My mom, Im just like her!
My mom, my mom, my mom （x3）
My mom, my mama
in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I aint takin this no more.
Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! kiss sound]
Dr. Dre 2010!
in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella hard, homie! Man, take us on outta here...
Oh!