Caught At The Pub

Caught At The Pub - Bliss N Eso
Two pints thanks mate... Cheers
So anyway... Umm
How does it go again man?
Starts on a little house
And then literally the, the government are tryina
Knock down this bastards house to build a,
you know
Super freeway through it
Yeah...
He hasnt been payin his bills and that
Hes a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens - While
theyre tryin to do that
His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro,
forget this **** - The worlds about to ****** blow up bro
We need to get the ***** outta here
I know this alien race thats comin
And theyre gonna blow the whole ****** thing up
What?
Now lets hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
And well get together and go
And this cnts goin
Whatya talkin about man Im tryin to save my home
And the guy, whos an alien,
whos tryin to ****** tell him lets go
Is Mos Def
********
Oh dude hes so good man
Its such a classic film man
Are you serious?
Its one of the best things Ive ever seen bro
What the ****?
Like seriously man,
I cant believe Ive never heard of this
Im not ** **** with you at all
Thats so, Its a trippy movie huh?
Yeah of course it is bro! Its an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude its ******, its hilarious
So man when was this written?
Oh the book was probably done... 1969
Uh-huh
Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm
Big budget

They needed the technology mate ,
cause you cant do a movie like that,
you know what I mean?
Yeah
And so, he gets him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the ***** * world blows up
And hes off, and hes goin,
And Mos Def is sayin to him
Mate Im sorry to tell you this, but,
Your on a spaceship that weve just hitch- hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown up
What the ****...
Yeah... Its ****** heavy
Ahaha Oh *** *** imagine if everythin blew up
****** oath
And you were up there...
Thats nuts
Alright whatve we got now?