Girls Lie Too (Greatest Hits Version)

So she cant go out tonight again
Her sisters sick, shes gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didnt hear any of this from me
But things arent always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie, too
We dont care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size dont matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Dont think youre the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too
We cant wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like
Hooters for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We dont wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you [Repeat Chorus]
Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And thats the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah thats the truth
Girls lie, too
No, we dont care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that