Army Skit

Feeling like we weren't getting anywhere: We decided to turn to the social media platform, Facebook.
我感覺我們卡在這兒了：我們決定看看社交網絡Facebook上有沒有新發現
After a little bit of research, we discovered a page, entitled 'Conrank's Army'.
在做過一些調查後，我們發現了一個網頁，叫做“Conrank的軍隊”
After being accepted into the group, we managed to catch up with a few members of the army,
在被接受入群後，我們成功的找到一些成員並聊了聊
to find out exactly what they feel a Conrank is.
來看看到底什麼是Conrank
“What is a Conrank you say?
“Conrank是什麼呢？
A Conrank is the answers to the universe tied up into a knot, into an enigma.
一個Conrank是一個重疊的，什麼的宇宙的終極答案。
Which is boxed up into the sound you're hearing at the moment.”
這個宇宙就是你現在聽到的聲音”
“What the **** is a Conrank? What the ** ** is a Conrank?
“什麼是Conrank？你問我什麼是Conrank？
If you have to ask me that then you don't even know what beef is.”
你如果連這個都不知道，估計你連牛肉都不知道是什麼吧。”
“Oh yeah dude like what's a ******* Conrank bro?
“是呀，Conrank到底是什麼鬼？
That's like that ******* like where it's like yeah exactly like that bro”
對，就是這個。”
“I'm not quite sure what it is but I don't appreciate you asking me”
“我怎麼會知道，你居然還來問我。”
“What's a ******* Conrank?
“Conrank是什麼？
A Conrank is energy that uh emotion the goose bumps you feel when the bass drops.
Conrank是當Bass響起時，你雞皮疙瘩起來時候，感受到的那種情感
That's a *** **** Conrank”
那就是Conrank。”
“Uh I think it's something you crank?”
“唔，好像是能讓你飛起來的東西？”
They seemed as in the dark as I was…
“他們看上去，像是在黑暗裡，當我在…”