Amateur Hour

Lawns grow plush in the hinterlands Its the perfect little setting for the one night stands Now the drapes are drawn and the lights are out Its the time to put in practice what youve dreamed about She can show you what you must do To be more like people better than you [Chorus:] Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro you know shell lets you know Amateur Hour goes on and on When you turn pro you know She tells you so Girls grow tops to go topless in While we sit and count the hairs that blossom from our chins Our voices change at a rapid pace I could start a song a tenor and then end as bass Choose your partners everyone If you hesitate, the good ones are gone [Chorus] Dance, laugh, wine, dine , talk and sing But those cannot replace what is the real thing Its a lot like playing the violin You cannot start off to be Yehudi Menuhin [Chorus]