bear facts (feat. Leslie Odom, Jr.) [from Web are bears]

So, I heard you want the facts
聽說你想探尋熊熊真相
The bare bone facts on me and my bros
關於我們兄弟三人的秘密
Yes, your scientific taxon
是的關於熊熊的科學分類
Well, youre in luck today, friend
今天算你走運朋友
Well tell you what you need to know
你需要知道的我們會娓娓道來
How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe
為何熊熊始終是動物之王
1000 abs, 1000 abs
我們擁有1000塊腹肌1000塊腹肌！
1001, 1001
甚至1001塊 1001塊！
I can dunk a million basketballs
我能扣籃超過一百萬次
- What? - My jump can touch the sun!
什麼？我一躍而起便能觸碰太陽
Uh, yeah. about that. Dont mean to hurt your pride
好吧關於這點我無意要你難堪
Look, but bears just cant jump
看但熊熊確實不擅長跳躍
It says so in the guidebook
旅遊手冊如是說
Well, were talented in other ways
額我們還有其他天賦
I can play the drums
我會敲鼓
And bears are the best at video games
熊熊還是優秀的電競選手
How? You dont have thumbs
怎麼玩？ 你連拇指都沒有
Aw, dang, hes right.
喔他說的對
Well, I cant speak for grizzlies
我雖然不能代表灰灰
But pandas, e got style, yeah
但是胖達的確很拉風
Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah
我們與美女搭訕揮霍時間
Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts
最新的動態下有無數點贊
Extremely cool and popular, though I dont mean to boast
儘管想保持低調但我們很酷萬眾矚目
Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies
真是有趣你竟然說自己擅長撩妹
Uh, pandas have some issues
熊貓有些問題
There arent enough babies
在繁育幼仔方面
Um, forget it. Pandas, weve got artistic genius
不要在意這些細節我們熊貓有藝術天賦
Well, Im a scientist, not a critic
我是科學家不是評論家
But frankly, have youseen this
但坦白講 你見過這幅畫嗎？
Okay, what, do you have a verse now?
好吧 那麼你也要秀才藝嗎？
Ice bears are the
白熊是
Coolest
最酷的！
Strongest
最強的！
Best bear
最棒的熊熊
Thats actually accurate.
確實如此
But I take issue with the rest.
但我不同意其他熊熊的說法
Whats true is true
事實就是事實
Whats fact is fact
真相就是真相
No need to embellish on the traits that you lack
無需修飾你們缺乏的特質
You three are bears
你們可是熊
Top of the food chain
位居食物鏈頂端
As perfect as the setting sun
如落日餘暉般完美
And natural as rain
如濛濛煙雨般自然
So, see yourself as I see you
從我的視角來看待你們自己
Three perfect beings, through and through
三隻完美的熊熊
With quirks and flaws and lice, its true
伴有怪癖有缺點長蝨子這就是事實
Just doing what bears do
這就是熊熊原本的樣子
Oooh
Bears~
熊熊~