The Fright Before Christmas
This time every year
每年的這時候
I am forced to face my fears
我都被迫直面我的恐懼
As hoards of evil villains come to stay
只因那群邪惡的暴徒都會來此拜訪
Smiling ear to ear
咧嘴開懷大笑
And spreading blood and gore and cheer
並開始撒播血淋淋的痛苦和歡愉
Instead of killing things in their video games
而不是在他們自己的遊戲裡殺人如麻
But this Christmas Eve
可是這個平安夜
As I sit scrolling through my Steam
當我掃過我的Steam文件夾
Waiting for it all to start again
等著盛宴再臨時
Darkness fills the screen
黑暗侵入並灌滿了屏幕
And every pixel starts to scream
每個像素點還開始尖叫
I think this year I get to go to them
我想今年輪到我去拜訪他們了
班迪還有溫迪戈
Bendy and the Wendigo
在與瘦長鬼影一同講笑話
Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over
去“咖啡機”那來杯熱可可吧
Cocoa from SCP-294
此時鮑里斯和天使愛麗絲
Whilst Boris and Alice Angel
幫著骰子王擺放餐具
Help King Dice set the tables
而殺手猴們則在磨厲以須
And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
節日躲貓貓中的巴迪老師已經數到10
Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide-and-seek
小豬就藏在桌子上
Piggys hiding on the tables
嘴裡還叼著一個蘋果
With an apple in her teeth
奶奶靠著爐火坐下
Grannys sitting by the fire
她只想好好打個盹
Shes just trying to get some sleep
卡通貓臥在她的膝上
And Cartoon Cat is in her lap
可惜重得有點不適合
But wont fit on the seat
這可不是我能享受的聖誕節的類型
原本坐在電腦前的我
This isnt typically the sort of Christmas Id enjoy
跟著“滑落至虛空”
I was sat at my computer
到處都是惡貫滿盈的壞人們
Then I slid into the void
他們都能一下解決我
Filled to the brim with villains
但是他們正全神貫注地
Who could all have me destroyed
開箱他們的新玩具
But theyre all too preoccupied
每年364天都選擇污穢的他們
With opening their toys
沒有空閒時間從殺戮中抽身
現在保管者把內臟
364 days a year theyre rather vicious
混進聖誕餅乾中
Theres not much time off in the killing business
這裡就是聖誕前的驚嚇會
Now the Keepers leaving giblets
瑞克早就跑去溜冰了
On the plate with Santas biscuits
正當傀儡們在精心烹飪
Here upon the fright before Christmas
羅德則準備了夾雜血肉和頭髮的冰淇淋
船員和之中的內鬼
The Rake has gone ice skating
正與來自《失憶症》的怪物交換禮物
Whilst the puppets do the baking
但每當我多看一眼
And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
就會少掉一名船員
Crewmates and Impostors
邪惡修女帶著地獄祭司們
Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
舉行了一場特別的午夜禮拜
But each time I look
向著古神和惡魔們
Theres one less Crewmate there
（一共足足有30多種信仰）
The Evil Nun and Hell Priests
亞當·麥金泰爾和杰弗裡·霍克上演了一出節日慶典
Hold a special midnight service
如果你有些口燥
To ancient gods and devils
那麼弗朗西斯·約克·摩根可是帶了一個保溫杯呢
(Theres like 30 different versions)
在364天中他們邪惡地度過了一年
Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
命運先生向我保證新年即萬物重歸正軌的起點
And if youre thirsty
弗蘭克·惠特爾（他由stup配音）讓我有些耳熟
The Francis York Morgan brought a thermos
但我肯定這只是巧合
這些恐懼只在聖誕節前展現
364 days a year theyre rather vicious
塔西·特里亞農和紅怪正在
Fate ass ures me by New Year its back to business
坐著觀看節目《Carry On》
Frank Whittle sounds familiar
儘管仍是他們的熒幕時間
But Im sure its just coincidence
而鄰居和尼彌西斯
Here upon the fright before Christmas
等著玩世嘉的經典主機Genesis
這有一些Sonic.exe給出的速通方法
Tasi Trianon and the Carrion
魅惑搖滾費茲熊樂隊
Are sitting watching Carry On films
雖然還沒上線但也為聖誕節奏出旋律
Whilst its still their turn on the TV
不過瓦妮似乎知道我的真名（Greg Holgate）
As the Neighbor and the Nemesis
這讓我有些大驚失色
Wait to play on the Genesis
源於《恐鬼症》的鬼魂們在四周掛起彩燈
For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe
然後警笛頭開始高頌讚歌
The Glamrock Fazbear gang
結果把它們全部吹落了
Have got that rocking Christmas sound
這並不像是往年的聖誕宴會
But Vanny seems to know my name
我一開始坐在電腦前
And its freaking me out
結果卻滑入了虛空
The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
落到這群歹徒中間
Then Siren Head comes carllong
一不留神就會被滅殺
And blows them all back down
然而他們忙於
拿出送給他們的玩具
This isnt typically the sort of Christmas Id enjoy
一年有364天他們都充滿惡意
I was sat at my computer
在屠殺中他們實在是沒空
Then I slid into the void
莫妮卡和病嬌醬
Filled to the brim with villains
為了送給我的禮物而大打出手
Who could all have me destroyed
我們在此慶祝聖誕節前的恐怖之夜
But theyre all too preoccupied
我在我的電腦桌前醒來
With opening their toys
經過這麼多盛典歡樂後
我思考著能否再見到
364 days a year theyre rather vicious
我的朋友們，明年的話
Fate ass ures me by New Year its back to business
雖然他們真的太受歡迎
Monika and Yandere-chan
這再明顯不過了
Are fighting over my gifts as
——可是連著做了三部聖誕影片
We celebrate the fright before Christmas
我真的用光所有靈感了！
364天都是他們這年的墮落日
I wake up at my computer
無法再有休息時間從謀殺中稍微放鬆
After all the festive cheer
我急需一次理智值檢查
Wondering if Ill get to see
畢竟最後我親眼目睹瞭如此多的魑魅魍魎
My friends again next year
這是聖誕前最後的驚嚇了
As though theyre really popular
現在為您呈現的是《聖誕前的驚嚇》
Its evidently clear
好好享受這次驚嚇——在聖誕之前
That after doing three of these
（各位聖誕快樂呀:D）
Im all out of ideas
364 days a year theyre rather vicious
Fate ass ures me by New Year its back to business
Ill need a new meter
After all the things Ive witnessed
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright, before Christmas
The End