打工皇帝

打工皇帝
朱凌凌
朝早起身打呔返工
準時七點三樓下茶餐廳食早餐
凍鴦走甜配太陽蛋八點三睇完財經版起程埋單
搭車要嘟嘟塞車要bootboot
落車要丁丁最早返到公司要做部門精英
年底要升要promote到北京
公作態度勿停下腳步全部照做
同事亦要探討老闆喜好
boss隻腳腳邊位也愛玩
公司政治人人啱食lunch鬥埋單
先出手邊個先發達
開市狂升boss叫停
二萬八千幾點心諗可以表演
老細話賺嗰少少錢要升都升Michael先
通宵加班無電喺洗手間浪口洗個面
青筋爆現牙肉都脹大了
其實我就快發癲現時係凌晨兩點
不知所措為何仲要騰嚟騰去騰嚟騰去
其實我真太累升職已經無望應該要點面對
工作過度突然又噩耗雷暴警告
其實落雨最好跳返part舞
濕濕褲腳濕濕大笨象風風雨雨如人生何必太著緊
it doesn't matter 水氹亂咁dum
living in the city of tense
people are working for money and chance
lose all the senses, all the stress
it doesn't matter you don't know how to dance
feel the groove, make your body move
come on relax, just jam!
play this game, just dance!
What a pity you don't know how to dance