Parade

white man in white pants was dancing inside out and lost his ass a little black girl on black rollerblades found his butt and picked it up and gave it back and said 'hey pops, c'mon down we're having a parade!' everybody in this town is turning brown, it's summertime c'mon down we're having a parade don't answer your phone, let it sing and join the orchestra of rings that will be our soundtrack for today a million people realize there's better things to do than wasting their whole lives being accessible to you like throwing off their clothes and marching down the avenue singing 'i'm in new york city, don't i look so pretty? hey!' mike bloomberg and jesse jackson sit in tompkins square relaxin' reach a stalemate start another game sarah jessica, tawana, and the indian jane fonda eating mr. softies in the shade a big fat mama in a thong and a college girl with nothing on share a laugh over a lemonade seven foot trannies trading tricks with business men on pogo sticks 'cause everyone's invited, hip hooray! a million people realizing that reality is much more real outside their door than it is on
TV a plethora of specimens have taken to the street singing 'i'm in new york city, don't i look so pretty? hey!' it's summertime in new york city and the people aren't just plain old pretty they're hot as hell, i think i'm gonna faint even the junkies and the hari krishnas and the guy who spray paints solar systems on the backs of plastic paper plates it's so hot you could fry an egg on the back of the pit-bull humping my leg i kinda like it, what more can i say? 'cept here comes hot dog in her wig she's three times a lady, sweating like a pig the sun is shining everything's okay a million people realize a smile on someone's face is even more contagious than west nile or sars or aids and what makes people smile more than a big parade through the streets of new york city where everyone's so pretty life used to be so shitty but it's summertime, summertime, summertime, wooooooooo!!!!!! white man in white pants was dancing inside out and lost his ass a little black girl on black rollerblades found his butt and picked it up and gave it back and said 'hey pops, c'mon down we're having a parade, c'mon down we're having a parade, c'mon down we're having a parade, woohoo! hey!!!'