Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今兒什麼都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
就想窩在被窩裡頭
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為我發誓今兒我什麼都不干
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
我把腳翹老高瞪著風扇發楞
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
打開電視把我的手放在我的褲子
Nobody will tell me I can't
誰都別告訴我我不能
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我會歪在沙發上窩在我溫暖的窩窩裡
Click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
換到MTV台看他們教我跳舞
Because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因為在我的城堡上我就是爺
Oooh yes I said
是啊我說了
I said it
我說了
I said it cause I can
我就說了怎麼的吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今兒什麼都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窩在被窩裡頭
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言吧
Cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因為我發誓今兒我什麼都不干
Nothing at all
什麼也不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
嗚呼嗚呼呼
Nothing at all
什麼也不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
嗚呼嗚呼呼
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x
明兒我會爬起來做點兒健身操
Find a real nice girl
認識個超棒的妞兒
Have some really nice ***
做點兒超棒的事
And she's gonna scream out this is great
她會大叫太厲害了
Oh this is great
太厲害了
Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠搞個文憑啥的
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得驕傲了
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹您還得再等等
Oooh yes I said it
是啊我說了
I said it
我說了
I said cause I can
我就說了怎麼的吧
Today I don't feellike doing anything
我今兒什麼都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窩在被窩裡頭
Don't feel like picking up the phone
就是不想接電話
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為我發誓今兒我什麼都不干
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不我連頭髮都不梳
Cause I ain't going anywhere
因為我哪兒都沒打算去
no no no no no noooo
不不不不不
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我就光著屁股大搖大擺
And let everything hang loose
一切都放輕鬆點兒
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶耶耶耶耶
Oh Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今兒什麼都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窩在被窩裡頭
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留個言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為我發誓今兒我什麼都不干
Nothing at all
什麼都不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
嗚呼嗚呼呼
nothing at all
什麼都不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
嗚呼嗚呼呼
Nothing at all
什麼都不干
the lazy song（大豬蹄子）