Pillow Talking
Pillow Talking - Lil Dicky&Brain
哎！
Ey, ey... Damn!
我刚刚像在instagram上点赞一样（敲击两次屏幕），**两下这个妹子的屁股
L' tap twice on some ass like some grams
我刚刚和她...
(I just fucked...)
现在我在做什么？
Now what I'm doing?
我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch
我刚刚**了她
I just finished passin' on a bitch
现在我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
我说妹子刚刚感觉真棒
I'm like girl that was great
关于我们的结合
talk about a connection.
只有我一个人这么想吗？
Am I alone in my praise?
你同意我的评论吗？
Do you share my assessment?
她说是啊，是很棒
She like yeah that was nice.
我很享受
I enjoyed myself.
对，很好
Great, yeah
她说你可以拿到
She like can you reach that shelf
那个架子上我的手机吗，我要设置一下闹钟
for my phone, I'll take care the alarm.
我说“oh，早上的？准备过夜？”
I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?"
她说是啊，我们刚刚啪啪啪
She like yeah we just had sex
你觉得呢
What did you think?
我会啪完就闪人？
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
不，我...我还没想那么远
No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead
不过当然可以，我能帮你那件t shirt吗
But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt?
oh，你能别动我头发么？
OH, can you not tickle my hair?
只是个人原因不是针对你
It's just a personal thing, it's not you
呃好吧，很抱歉
Okay sorry for doing it
不不不只是个人原因不是针对你
No, it's not a personal thing, it's not you
好吧
Okay cool. Yeah
呃...所以你是从明尼苏达州来的？
Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota?
我唯一知道的是那里很冷
Only thing I know is that it's cold
详细说说，
Break it down, how's it compare
和住在洛杉矶比有啥异同？
To living in LA?
嗯...很难比较它们实在是太不同了
Well, I can't compare them they're so different
你知道我在说啥吗
Y'know what I'm sayin?
嗯，当然
Yeah, for sure
她说这就跟比较苹果和橙子一样
She like apples to oranges
诶，其实它们是可以比较的...但我明白你什么意思
Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya
你的家庭如何？有兄弟姐妹吗？
What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?
她说她有个哥哥，我说“哦他是做啥的？”
She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do
她说他在当兵。哦，确实
She like he in the Army. Oh, true
诶...你喜欢战争吗？
Uhh, do you fuck with the war?
她说，什么？你刚刚说什么？
She like huh, what did you just say?
你说上一句吗？
Huh, like just now?
对
Yeah
你喜欢战争吗
Do you fuck to the war?
不我不喜欢战争
No I don't fuck with the war
我说不我也不喜欢战争
I'm like no I don't fuck with the war
只是不知道怎么回答
Just don't know how to react to the forces
我只是想谢谢你
I should have just thanked you of course -
呃为什么你要谢我？
Uh, why would you thank me?
呃应该是我以为我们的对话已经可以延伸到家庭了...但其实是这样
Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay
当我们刚刚讲话的时候
While we on the topic
我其实在想另外一些东西
I been actually thinking about some shit
关于军队
About the Army and Navy
如果明天是
What if tomorrow is the day
外星人来入侵
That the fucking aliens came
并且侵略我们国家的一天
And invaded our nation?
我们有能力和他们打仗吗？
Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?
我们有那样牛逼的武器吗？
Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their shit?
不，根本tm没有，他们会不会只用走一走
So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker
嘲笑一下我们
Laughin at us, and blastin at us
不用一点恐吓
And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate
就能让所有人都解体，被同化？
Without a hint of intimidation?
我们能不能做什么事情让他们感到慌张，心跳加速？
And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race?
我保证我不懂外星人的心跳...
Granted I don't know the alien heart, but
但你知道我在说什么吧？
You get what the fuck I'm sayin?
这会是怎样一番景象？
Like what the fuck would it be like?
他们会说 地球真难搞？
Would they be like Earth go hard?
或者这只是他们的又一次殖民
Or would it be just another conquest?
或者他们会说，靠，地球真他妈难搞
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
比...类人猿还难
They was harder than Simian
你和你哥哥聊过这些吗？
You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff?
她说，没
Then she like no
我说，那你怎么想？
I'm like well what you think?
她说，我不会让我自己关心这些不可能的事
She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be
我说，妹子你什么意思？
I'm like girl what you mean?
她说，我不相信
She like I don't believe
关于战争？
In the war?
关于外星人
In aliens
喂...等等
Oh... hold up
等等
hold up
你刚刚说什么？
Girl what you sayin?
这宇宙里所有的生命刚好都在你生活的地方？
That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?
是这样
I guess
哦那该是多大的巧合啊...
What an enormous coincidence that shit would be
你懂我什么意思吗？
Do you see what I'm sayin?
我听不到你说的
I can't hear what you're sayin
好吧，整个宇宙都在膨胀
Well the whole universe always expandin
那里有无数的星系
There are infinite galaxies
为什么我们会是特殊的？
Why would we be the anomaly?
她说，不这不是巧合
She like that's no coincidence
我叫这种巧合 神
I call that shit god
我说，哦原来你信教啊
I'm like oh you're religous, bitch?
你觉得这些都是神做的
You think it's all god
不，我知道这都是神做的
No I know it's all god
不，我知道可能确实有神
No I know that there might be a god
第一，没人知道有神
First off nobody knows there's a god
算了我觉得我们应该放放这个话题
Girl I think we should drop this
不，你现在在想什么？
No, what's goin on in your brain right now?
脑子，啊，但是脑子在想其他的事
Brain. uhh, brain on some other shit tho'
我这一年都在酒吧里！
I been all up in the club for the year hey brain
我很酷
I been killin shit don't mind me
我刚刚喝了最好的酒
I'm just top flight
我当然可以和雪碧
I could sure use a Sprite
我他妈渴死了
I'm thirsty as fuck
谁在赚钱？
Who gettin money?
是脑子
That's brain
谁在做决定？
Who make decisions?
是脑子
That's brain
谁创造了最新流行单曲？
Who make the hit's
是脑子
That's been brain
谁进行了所有的动作？
Who run the whole operation
是脑子
That be brain so
脑子，你可以回到刚刚的话题吗？
Brain, can you just get back to the issue here
呃...可以提醒脑子一下吗？
Uh, can you just remind the brain?
你真是傻，我们刚刚在讨论神
You're such an idiot, we're talking about God
到底存不存在
And if he exists
别叫我脑子
Don't call brain names
脑子想不起来了
The brain couldn't recall
但如果我没搞错我旁边的妹子
But if I'm not mistaken the bitch on the left
保证世界上有神
Guaranteed there's a god
是的，我相信有神
I believe in a god, yes
所以神永远不会错
So god never wrong
神永远不会错，对吧？
God never wrong, right?
是，没错
Yeah, that's like the whole point
脑子，摆脱快点
Brain just get there, please
等等。所以神创造了地球
Hold up. So god made the earth
然后他说，等等，这真tm无聊
And god was like hold up, this shit is boring
它需要更多的东西
It need more shit
神说，我要弄点恐龙放上去
God was like imma put dinosaurs on that bitch
弄点恐龙放上去
Dinosaurs on that bitch
然后他说，啊啊啊为什么我要放恐龙在上面？
Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit
你的脑袋到底在说啥？
What is your brain even saying?
他能行么？
Can he get to the point
等等脑子你刚刚说到点子上了！
Hold up brain you just did it
神不会错的他到底在想什么？
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking
关于战争？
About what?
关于恐龙！
Bitch the dinosaurs
他为他们创造了地球
He made the Earth for them
但是他觉得，不
But then he like nah
恐龙太逊了
Dinosaurs was just blah
我得搞点金发美女
Imma cook up some blondes
他这太离谱了
Like, he was way off
我看着不像恐龙啊
I don't look like a dinosaur
他们有35英尺长
Ho them things 35 foot
我只有5尺11寸
I'm like 5 foot 11
（陌陌上我是6尺）
(But on Tinder I'm 6 foot)
看看Broncheosaurus（一种恐龙）
Seen that Broncheosaurus
这东西脖子都可以上天堂了
That thing fuckin neck go to heaven
这只是个比喻
And that's just an expression
根本就没有天堂
Bitch, there ain't no heaven
我弄混了，但是如果神从来不会犯错
I'm just messin but if he ain't wrong
我猜这是个例外
I guess this the exception
我现在能讲话了吗？
Can I talk now?
请
Go ahead
看
Look
所有生命都是有目的的
Everything in life has purpose
你，鸡，侏儒（啥？？）
You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?)
我不理解
I don't interpret
她说，我也不懂，不是我决定的
Shit like that's not for me to determine
所以恐龙生来就为了死去？
So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?
这不是我来决定的（但是....好吧）
That's not for me to determine (But, okay...)
我只是个人（好吧）
I'm just a person (okay)
但想想我们争论的原因吧
But think of the root of the argument, girl
想想我们是怎么开始的，你不相信外星人（我只是...）
View how we started this girl, you don't believe in the aliens (Yeah, I just...)
你可以找到你的神但我觉得这样说很傻
You can find god the earth girl I find that shit silly and
我只是说我可能不知道神为什么这么做
I just don't presume to know the plan
我也不知道但是这不就是我一直在讲的吗？
Bitch me neither but that's not what I been sayin'
你在讲什么？
But what are you sayin?
为什么神不能创造外星人？
Why can't God fuck with aliens?
为什么地球不能只是一个...神的小项目？
Why can't Earth be like a fucking small sideproject for this guy?
好吧...看，我们说不到一起去
Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye
呃好吧但是逻辑上你自己都不相信自己啊！
Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side
是啊，但是你在这说什么恐龙，
Yeah, but you're like bringing up the dinosaurs
我们可以和他们一起共享地球谁也不知道啊
We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows
我靠，证据确凿啊妹子
Damn there is hard solid evidence, girl
然后呢你准备连超大陆都不相信了吗？
Like whats next you don't fuck with Pangea?
她说，我们还是换个话题吧
She like lets change the subject
那个biao子不知道超大陆
That bitch don't know about Pangea
脑子别管了
Brain leave it alone
我好饿啊，你饿吗？
I'm starving, are you hungry by chance?
哦我的天我也好饿
Oh my god i'm so hungry
嗯，你想要叫披萨吗？
Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?
好啊。好啊，我来点。
Fuck yeah. fuck yeah, i'm on it
对不起啊，刚刚问你这么多问题
Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing
没事啦，我是个承认
Come on dude i'm a grown up
我有能力处理这种
I'm capable of having
深层次的对话
Intelligent conversations
好吧
Okay i just fuck it
说回来我想点腊肠味的披萨
Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
呕
Ugh
不喜欢这个味道吗？
Sausage?
你怎么能吃这些？
How can you eat that shit
不不不，这不是那种黑暗料理
No no no, this not dominoes
这是店里出的口味
This legit
这是很高级的肉啊之类的
It's high quality meat and shit
不不我是个素食者
No, no, I'm vegetarian
哦，好吧，我们点一半腊肠味
Oh, well we can get half pepperoni
一半随便什么味
And half of whatever you like
呕，我不吃和那在一个盒子里的东西
Uh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box
你是认真的？是啊。你生我气了？
Seriously? (Yeah) Y'mad against me?
不，我对我们的贪婪感到生气。
No i'm mad against us being gluttonous
想到地球上活着的动物要被吃掉。
Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat
好吧，是因为我们对待他们的办法吗？
Okay, is it how we treat them?
不，不是
Huh, it sure doesn't help
她说，我不反对我们狩猎
She like i'm not opposed to us huntin'
但是我们现在
But now we not trackin them down
饲养它们来吃它们，这太恶心了，
We just breed them to eat, that's disgusting
你真应该好好了解一下这些
You should honestly read on this subject
等等等等...
Alright hold up
不是我们没有拿着弓箭追着他们
Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow
就不叫狩猎了
Doesn't mean we not hunting these chickens
我们只是用智力决定了在哪里狩猎
We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough
控制这些动物以便让他们做我们想做的事
To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want
这正是我说的点我们现在人工培育这些动物
That's my point we just incubate animals
而不是让他们自由自在的生活
Instead of letting them live how they come
但是那他妈就是你所谓的神干的事啊！
But, that's just your God at work, bitch!
我们只是尽力在地球上生活。
Like, we go hard on earth
要不然你觉得会怎样
What you think happened right now
你现在离开我家
If you left my place
外面就有三只狼等着你？
And there was like three wolves waiting for you
狼？
Wolves?
她们会把你撕裂
Bitch they would tear your ass up
十分狠毒的
Viciously
她们会吃你的**
Like they would eat your titties
（和你的pussy）
(And your pussy)
这是它们会做的事
That's what they do
（还有你的脸）
(And your face and shit)
人类更聪明啊
Humans are smarter bitch
那就是我们该做的事
That's what we do
她说，这就像苹果和橙子一样（无法比较）
She like apples to oranges
biao子这谚语根本狗屁不通啊！
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
为啥都是水果不能被比较？
Why can't fruit be compared?
她说，我要走了
She like i'm gonna leave
他们只是不同的概念
There's just all of these conflicting principals
行了，你自己吃你的腊肠披萨吧
Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza
我当然会，那是上帝给我的权利
I will, that's my god given right
她说，我的包在哪
She like where is my bag
哦，是这个垃圾桶旁边的皮质包吗？
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
是这个吗？我猜奶牛做的？
That's the one, right? made out of cow, i think?
诶，为啥附近没有滴滴
Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area
所以你不吃肉，你只把他们穿在身上
So you don't eat the meat, you just be wear the shit
我没有在听你讲话
I'm not listening dude
真是野蛮啊
Thats barbaric as shit
你是维京人吗？
Do you come from the vikings?
你为什么还在讲？
Why are even still talking?
你抢别人的地盘吗？
Do you take peoples land?
你喜欢战争吗？
Do you fuck with the war?
为啥附近没有滴滴啊啊啊
How are there no Ubers anywhere?
下个神州把，这附近他们车多
Just download Lyft, they are bigger presence out here
我不想往我的手机里乱下东西
I don't wanna add shit to my phone
好吧，现在情形很清晰
Okay the choices are clear
附近没有Uber
Ubers are not around here
的士会来但是他们真的慢
Taxis will come but they real slow
脑子要拉屎了
And the brain gotta poop
脑子要拉屎了
T minus 5 till the brain gotta shit
我刚刚下了神州
I just downloaded Lyft
但好像出了点故障
But it's being so glitchy
你要不就睡这里
Okay look do you just want to sleep here
呃...还是算了
Uhh no thanks
现在是凌晨两点诶
It's past 2 am
我不会和你睡一张床的
I'm not sharing a bed with you
你可以睡床上，我睡地上
You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor
好吧，你确定？
Fine you're sure?
嗯没事，我不会把你扔给狼的
Yeah its cool I won't throw you out to the wolves
哦天啊你真是讨人厌
Oh my god you are so annoying
我管不住自己
I couldn't help myself
但你至少给我个枕头吧？
But can you at least throw me a pillow
我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch
我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
I'm just pillow talkin with a bitch
我刚刚和一个妹子说完枕边话
I just finished passing on a bitch
我正在和一个妹子说枕边话
Now i'm pillow talking with a bitch
脑子还是想拉屎
Brain gotta poop, still
别忽视我
Please don't neglect the brain
请别忽视我
Please don't neglect the brain
等等，是我的神州来了？
Hold on is that my Lyft?
不，我的披萨来了
Nah I got a pizza
全是腊肠哦
Full pepperoni too
你确定不来一点？
So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
但你应该先拉屎
But first you should poop
请别忽视你的脑子...
Please don't neglect the brain