$ave Dat Money

LD, AKA The Independent Variable
[Lil Dicky] 我是小屌哥, 人称“自变量” （这货每首歌都给自己起一个新外号）
Trap God, and we servin' up the whole world
[Trap God] 老子的叶子畅销全美
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金条金链都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光宝气都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把钞票都去哪儿了？
In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
都存在银行, 老子才不会乱花这些钱
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么鸡贼）
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么抠门儿）
Ay, we gon' save that money
把钱都存起来
What we do? We gon' save that money
咱怎么着？ 把钱都存起来
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
[Lil Dicky]
Rap game got it all wrong
说唱圈真是乌烟瘴气
We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them
整天炫富吹逼, 不知道悠着点
We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!)
咱就不学他们这一套
I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check
老子就是那种小气鬼, 每个账单都得亲自检阅
Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed
哥的数学跟中国人一样好, 从没被人坑过钱
Those margaritas not goin' on my card
去路边买烧饼, 老子只带信用卡
I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
自己没有pos机, 别怪老子不付钱
I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress
下馆子我能和服务员逼逼半天
Hold up
店小二你过来
You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L, The Jew Biz Major?
你难道真的不知道我小屌哥？
Fuck you know about the world he raised in?
你特么知道我是怎么长大的吗？
I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen
老子从13岁开始存钱 （犹太男孩13岁举行成人礼, 通常会收到亲朋好友的礼金, Lil Dicky选择让父母保管这些钱, 直到大学毕业, 并用这笔钱拍摄了自己的第一部mv）
I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
一条牛仔裤能穿一辈子
Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away
三明治都是用优惠券换的（Subway餐厅的会员在集齐一定数量的stamp之后, 可以兑换免费三明治）
Book flight December but I leave in May
老子机票都是提前半年买
Drugs are generic but still work the same
吃药也挑便宜的, 反正功效差不多
I get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg
老子的优酷会员也是向表弟借的
Thanks Greg!
表弟么么哒！
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金条金链都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光宝气都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把钞票都去哪儿了？
In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
都存在银行, 老子才不会乱花这些钱
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么鸡贼）
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么抠门儿）
Ay, we gon' save that money
把钱都存起来
What we do? We gon' save that money
咱怎么着？ 把钱都存起来
([Verse 2: Rich Homie Quan])
[Rich Homie Quan]
All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God, nigga
向天发誓, 哥的箱子都是正宗LV
All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em
大妞们都畏惧哥, 因为哥的棒棒攻击太凶猛
All of them bitches actin' thoughtless, I disregard them
这群绿茶婊胸大无脑,哥从不把她们当回事
All of them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em
那些碧池都假装矜持, 哥就偏要耍流氓
I can teach a lil nigga somethin', preacher
小屌哥, 跟我学着点
I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter
哥能把你打的屁滚尿流 没有还手之力
I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup
哥来告诉你们什么叫人生
I can...
哥要把...
([Interlude: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
Quan what's this have to do with saving money though?
土豪Quan哥, 你这说的和省钱有半毛钱关系？
You know a full verse would have been too expensive anyways
反正要你唱一整段也太贵了, 超预算了
I think
我自己来吧...
([Verse 3: Lil Dicky])
I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green, homie
哥停车只找那些付过钱的车位
Hair cut several months in-between, homie
哥几个月才去理一次发
Hit the motherfuckin' lights when I leave, homie
在我家记得随手关灯, 节约用电啊
Single ply TP ass bleed
只用最便宜的草纸, 就算菊花会变成日本国旗
Airbnb the mother fucker, least I'm never there
出差一星期, 老子也要想办法把房间租出去
I'm in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware?
你说我加州的公司为啥跑到Delaware注册？因为省税啊
Happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care
限时半价的时候, 我会打包两个全家桶
That applies to both dating and wings
带给刚约到的妹子吃, 人家夸我花钱大方
Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it
约会看电影只挑便宜的下午场, 煲电话粥的钱让我妈付
401k rollin' over bands on it
哥的养老存款比工资还高（401K是一种美国企业的养老计划，员工可以将一部分工资会转到养老账户中，这里band是一千美刀的意思）
Coppin' sweaters in the summer when the sale on them
哥就爱在夏天买毛衣, 买到一件赚一件
The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpaying for it
这群rapper花了这么多冤枉钱买纪梵希, 嘚瑟什么呀？
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金条金链都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光宝气都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把钞票都去哪儿了？
In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
都存在银行, 老子才不会乱花这些钱
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么鸡贼）
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么抠门儿）
Ay, we gon' save that money
把钱都存起来
What we do? We gon' save that money
咱怎么着？ 把钱都存起来
([Verse 4: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
I ain't never hit a bar with a cover
要入场费的夜店, 哥从来不去
Low thread count, hard with the covers
睡觉只盖硬的被子, 软的买不起
Free trial memberships dog
免费试用什么的 我最喜欢了
I never join the shits dog
让我办会员？门都没有
Fuck you think this is dog?
哥的钱是那么好赚的吗？
Frequent flying like a motherfuckin finch tho
老子飞遍全美国, 攒里程攒积分
General Tso, half a dozen on the stick
免费试吃的东西, 每样都尝几遍
Just so I can whet the appetite a bit
就当改善伙食, 犒劳一下自己
What you talkin' about?
...干嘛用那种眼神看我？
My AC never doing nothing, blow fans
哥的空调不装外机, 吹风扇就够了
Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands
拿着会员卡, 只买便宜货
Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo
支付宝收款, 老子最在行
Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke
烟头存起来, 以后还能抽
Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around
讲真, 快看看我抽屉里的内裤
It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down
我从小就穿我哥剩下的
Dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now?
所以现在爱穿脏内裤, 也不能怪我啊
You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!
而且自助洗衣机要四块五, 还不找零, 老子才TM不干！
([Hook: Fetty Wap])
Ay, where the gold at, baby?
咦 金条金链都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
咦 珠光宝气都去哪儿了？
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
咦 大把钞票都去哪儿了？
In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
都存在银行, 老子才不会乱花这些钱
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么鸡贼）
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
把钱都存起来 （老子就是这么抠门儿）
Ay, we gon' save that money
把钱都存起来
What we do? We gon' save that money
咱怎么着？ 把钱都存起来
([Bridge: Fetty Wap])
[Fetty Wap]
Everytime these niggas tryna play
这些蠢货们挥金如土
And lately I've been stackin' up crazy
而老子钞票堆积成山
Stackin' up cause all about the bands, baby
叠起来的都是真金白银啊 亲
800k underneath the bed baby
床底下还有八十万呢 亲
([Outro: Lil Dicky])
[Lil Dicky]
If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
在饭店喝完一杯冰咖啡
And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution
如果服务员拿去续杯了 一定要小心
And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin'
他可能会加收一杯的钱
For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
老子可不买这个账
Sing along like
听好了
Ohh, don't double charge for me for that
休想收我第二杯的钱
Ohh, don't double charge for me, we like
休想收我第二杯的钱
Ohh, don't double charge for me for that
休想收我第二杯的钱
Don't do it to yourself
服务员, 你别给自己找麻烦了
Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
别逼我问你第二杯的冰块单卖要多少钱了
That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
不加冰的第二杯咖啡是免费的 额外的只是冰块的钱
And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
懂了吗？我还有更狠的
So think about it, take a minute, let it breathe, B
好好考虑一下 别收第二杯的钱行不？
But think about it, bruh, you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side
不相信哥的计算能力？ 知道哥为什么培根和汉堡分开点吗？
After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
单点培根只要3块 单点汉堡只要10块
And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
培根汉堡却要15块
Verse the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
我是不是很厉害？
I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different
做服务员的千万别惹顾客不高兴
I'mma get on Yelp in a minute and review
不然老子分分钟上大众点评, 给你们差评
This piece of shit place like only a kike know how
好好地骂上你们一通, 就像其他苛刻的犹太人一样
Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you...
你如果还收第二杯咖啡的钱, 老子就...
Oh, it was just an accident?
噢 你弄错了？
You didn't even mean that [sniff]
你不是有意收两杯的钱啊？
You didn't even... that was... that's... I'm so embarrassed
额...好吧好吧...有点尴尬啊...